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Fires I Would Like To Know - ‘He tells me, like a regular Bluebeard, never to visit the third floor.’ What if Jane Eyre had found another source of fascination at Thornfield Hall? (Find it here @ Smashwords.)


Or, I had to have this story open in another window while I was writing my thesis on Jane Eyre, lest I otherwise explode from annoyance; THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH OF YOUR MOODY BYRONIC RAMBLING A LADY CAN TAKE, EDDIE ROCHESTER.

Hello, oh wonderful friends list! ♥ Y'all have been so mind-blowingly, staggeringly, 'but how did I ever get this lucky, seriously now?' awesome re: reading my fanfic over the years, and for that there can never be enough thank you. Never! I have newly wandered on over into the vast, scary, and most intriguing world of eBooks, so I figured I would spread the word over here. Sometimes I write things almost entirely of my own invention! (But let's be real here, fanfiction shall always be the finest of literary art forms. I'm pretty much not even joking. VIVA LA FANFIC.)



Fairish & The One-Eyed Goatherd - Beauty(of ‘and the Beast’-type fame)’s okay-looking older sister Fairish gets her own potential fairytale. It doesn’t go too well. Featuring a heroine who really likes to say ‘screw you,’ a hero who knows how to rock an eyepatch, adventure, danger, random dragons, and all the goats you could possibly dream of. And then some. Seriously. There are just too many goats. (Find it here!)

The Beautiful Thing: Fairytales Retold - A prince is caught between the doldrums of duty and the joys of (a most improper) love. A young woman sets no stock in all that dying-for-love nonsense, and woe betide the anguished knight who tries to brood at her. And a little girl observes more of life, love, and regret than anyone would have thought to expect from a clever and vengeful witch. Three old stories given new shapes. (Find it here!)

When Flirting Met Zombies / Lifeless In Limbo - The apocalypse gets its romcom on! - Benjamin and Sarah meet cute while battling a legion of world-decimating zombies. Whether they'll survive long enough to make it to an actual first date is another question. Okay, okay, they totally don't. And? Turns out it's crazy-awkward to live happily-ever-afterlife with someone you just met. Thank God there's couples' counseling in the great beyond ... Unfortunately, there are also corndogs. (Find it here!)