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This is for the lovely ever_neutral, who asked for Barney and Robin babysitting Marshall and Lily's kid! Of course, after the most recent episode, this was just doomed to become a mess of Feelings.

love for one so small - How I Met Your Mother ; Barney/Robin ; 620 words ; spoilers through "Symphony of Illumination." Barney and Robin babysit Marshall and Lily's kid for the first time.

( It's quiet in Marshall and Lily's apartment. )

Title: He’s A Magic Man – Or, Barney Started The Fire
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: General Season 4
Word Count: 1,872
Rating: PG
Summary: While busting out his magic skills, a drunken Barney has a slight fire incident. Robin comes to the rescue.
Author's Note: I was having a glum, productivity-devoid kinda day, and then I drank an iced tea and this appeared! Oh, caffeine, you are my life partner. Written for nikitembo's prompt "brotp, magic." :D

( It’s like three in the morning when Ted and Barney come up from MacLaren’s, Ted drunkish and Barney drunkity-drunk-drunk. )

Oh, you know there had to be picspamming. Slightly sloppy picspamming, where nothing's the same size and everything's CRAZY, but come on! Can you really expect me to produce anything that looks like it was done by a sane person tonight? Really.

( ajfadlkjfa! )


I now want to do a Barney/Robin vid to "Kill the Director" by The Wombats so badly that it almost physically paaaains me. This whole episode was begging for it! Begging!

Title: through and through
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: through 3x18 - "Rebound Bro"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,173
Summary: Post-"Rebound Bro." Barney and Robin patch things up.
Author's Note: Ahhh, the product of my first day of pointless summer vacationing! This wound up a lot longer and sappier than I meant for it to be. Yaaaay?

( Robin hadn’t meant to stay out any later than necessary tonight. )

Title: feet touch the ground
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: through 3x17 - "The Goat"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,518
Summary: Robin deals with the events of "The Goat," in true Scherbatsky style.
Author's Note: Finals started today. I've got a zillion essays to write and like a hundred and fifty years of Western history to learn by Friday. So naturally, I spend my free-ish afternoon writing fic. But after last night's episode, by God, I think it was necessary.

( She doesn’t talk about it again until a few days afterward. )

Title: Bromanian Rhapsody
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: Set sometime post-season three, with references to oblique hints from 3x01
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,618
Summary: In the wake of Ted meeting The Mother, Barney prepares to lose his wingman to the evils of monogamy once and for all. Robin gets to console him.
Author's Note: You know, I'm kind of surprised it took me this long to get around to trying my hand at writing these two! It was quite fun. And also gave me an excuse to listen to Let's Go To The Mall about ten times on repeat, which -- bonus. Although, come to think of it, does one really need an excuse to listen to Let's Go To The Mall ten times on repeat?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

( Ted's going umbrella shopping in the morning. )

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