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This is for the always fabulous rainbowstevie, who asked for a discussion about True Blood between Ryan and Pam! :)

work is a vampire - The Office ; Ryan & Pam ; 678 words. "Okay, three reasons you are wrong about True Blood."

( Pam has the baby. It doesn't do wonders for her 'I'm going into labor' excuse. )

Title: A Bit of Both
Characters/Pairing: Oscar/Gabe, general Office ensemble
Word Count: 3,276
Rating: PG
Spoilers: general through season 6
Summary: Oscar and Gabe vie for Warehouse Hottie Matt's affections. It's hard to say who does worse.
Author's Note: Dear The Office,
Can this happen in season 7 please?
Love,
Me.

I dream big.



( All's fair in love and war, and this is a bit of both. )

A few days ago, I decided, 'You know what I should do to get into the holly jolly holiday spirit? I should create a picspamtastic nostalgic tribute to A Benihana Christmas, aka Perhaps The Finest Times The Office Has Ever Had Ever!' This was in preparation for yet another "Moroccan Christmas"-type monstrosity of agony and heartache and bad, so the fact that last night's episode was actually -- gasp! -- really sweet and lovely was not anticipated! Still. Let us remember, if we will, this forty-five minute holiday romp of utter perfection.

( You, you, you, you, you, you, you OUGHTA KNO-OW )

[39] The Office - Cafe Disco



right here @ fivequeenlywits

Bwahaha, icons from this episode now exist! Sure, it was at the cost of me wasting my day, but ... it's important, worthy work, right?

In celebration of the fact that cashewdani and I randomly dubbed it Ryan/Kelly Day in a comment conversation earlier--

( A picspam of one of their finest moments. )

Title: Sleepover
Character/Pairing: Ensemble
Spoilers: Set in between "Business Trip" and "Frame Toby"
Word Count: 2,336
Rating: PG
Summary: Michael decides to have a sleepover at the office. Shenanigans ensue. (Part 3 of 3)
Author's Note: At last, the end is upon us! (After all of ... three days.) I had so much fun with this; thank you so much, you guys, for receiving it so well. It has definitely brightened up my weekend. Possibly my general existence. ♥ all around, you beauteous humans!

(Also, the credit for 'bromigo' goes to firthgal. I am not capable of such GENIUS.)

( Truth or truth? )

Title: Sleepover
Character/Pairing: Ensemble
Spoilers: Set in between "Business Trip" and "Frame Toby"
Word Count: 3,708
Rating: PG
Summary: Michael decides to have a sleepover at the office. Shenanigans ensue. (Part 1 of 3)
Author's Note: This is an idea that I've been dying to do for just about ever. My Office fics folder is littered with several few-line attempts at writing something about this plot idea. They can probably be traced all the way back to the ancient days of season three. Sleepover. Office. Come on! Endless hilarity! And ... stuff.

And this is written in script format rather than, you know, actual proper paragraphs and stuff, because you know that script of "Dinner Party" that came with the season four DVDs? It kept seducing me. All, 'Ooohhh, I'm so easy to write! Ooh, I require no narration!' And when it comes to zany, episodic-feeling ensemble stuff, I think it's probably a bit easier to convey the spirit of it in script anyway. Or maybe I'm just making excuses, because I did originally intend to switch over to normal-shaped fanfic, but then I got carried away with the glorious ease of this alternative.

Also, I had to write a ten page Contemporary Lit paper today, so paragraphs and I? We're not exactly pals right now.

Script format it is!

(Complete with Courier New. Ya know. For effect.)

( We are having a sleepover. Here, at the office. )

Title: if my wishes can all come true
Pairing: Andy/Angela
Word Count: 1,102
Spoilers: set pre-“Employee Transfer”
Rating: G
Summary: Andy and Angela discuss Halloween costumes. For office500.
Author's Note: I hadn't written Andy/Angela yet!! You know it had to happen.

( 'I thought that was a joke.' )

Title: a grown up woman should never fall so easily
Pairing: Ryan/Kelly
Spoilers: general Season 5
Word Count: 1,507
Summary: The New And Improved Ryan Howard tries to win Kelly over via voluntary karaoke participation. It doesn't really work.
Author's Note: For amathela's prompt, 'Ryan/Kelly, karaoke.' This got worryingly emotional out of nowhere.

I'm kind of frightened of how much stuff I've written today.

( Kelly is disappointed. )

I made this ages ago and then sort of just ... forgot about it? I believe I was going to do a whole fun snazzy chain of promos about Office ships, but then got burned out. Because Windows Movie Maker is the devil.

So, yeah! At least we got good ol' Ryan and Kelly.




And, heck, let's throw in some tiny Michael/Jan-themed promos I made a zillion years ago, too! It's sure YouTube's lucky night.