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Another old comment ficathon find!

harry potter | ron/hermione | you're my favourite book

( She goes extra-mad in libraries, Hermione. Ron's always enjoyed watching it. This time's no exception. )

Title: Ha Ha, Suckers!
Originally Written: July 6, 2004
Summary: The epic adventures of Mark Evans. Oh, they are epic, y'all.
Author's Note: So, the thing is, I have written a lot of fanfiction since I started in seventh grade. A lot, a lot, a lot. Sort of scarily a lot. A lot of it is very bad. However, I like to think it all has value in the posterity department, at least. Anyway, Fanfiction.Net has become so fearsome over the past couple years that I started thinking it might be fun to post the stories I still like over here. Because livejournal is not quite such a cesspool of darkness.

And we're kicking off this project with this little baby, because, I'm sorry, but it's a work of incomparable genius. High five, past me!

( BAM!!! Dudley 'Big D' Dursley's unnaturally large fist came barrelling toward Mark Evans's unnaturally unfortunate face... )

Title: hollow, like lines
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks
Spoilers: through Deathly Hallows
Word Count: 1,800
Rating: PG
Summary: The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose.
Author's Note: Don't mind me. This is just my attempt to sort out my Remus/Tonks issues. Hurrah! This finally gave me the excuse to try out the reverse-storytelling tactic, which I've been wanting to do for awhile.

( Remus Lupin opens his eyes. )

Title: Enlightenment
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Spoilers: Takes place during Order of the Phoenix
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,618
Summary: Tonks is smitten, Remus is oblivious, and Sirius is determined to enlighten him.
Author's Note: This is sort of magnificently pointless and fluffy, and can be blamed entirely upon my seemingly everlasting R/S relapse.

( Remus knows Sirius well enough to be very, very apprehensive. )

Title: 28 steps to happily ever after
Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,021
Spoilers: Set a few years after the seventh book.
Summary: In which lonely Valentine's Days lead to disasterous February 15ths, Hermione rocks that denial, Ron wallows in misery, and Harry and Ginny decide to mercifully play matchmaker.
Author's Note: I actually wrote this a few weeks ago, and posted it over on Ff.N, but I figured I might as well have it here too. Hurrah! Or somethin'.

( Ron Weasley wakes up on Monday, February 15th, his hair all messed up, naked except his left sock (which somehow managed to survive the encounter), his arm pleasantly numb on account of her being on top of it, and the first thing he thinks is 'Finally'. )

I am the fic requests queen of the world, my friend. Except for the part where I'm kinda not. But now I'm down to having completed . . . two, I believe. And that right there is a little thing called progress.

So!

For aeternitasbeach -- Snape/Sinistra; forever.

( 'You do realize,' Snape says, his lip curled into a sneer, 'that hags are the only creatures reputed to hold a penchant for such things?' )