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I managed to actually write all my prompts for the three line stories fic meme, what odd miracle is this! And so of course I must commemorate by putting them all here.

Some of these are nonsense, because, um, a story in three lines? Have you met me and the endless stream of babble that is my default setting? Also, sometimes they just aren't three lines. Ha ha, rebellion!


For zombie_boogie : ( Parks and Rec, Leslie/Ben, sugar high )


For crackers4jenn : ( Community, Jeff/Annie, ain't no damsel in distress )


For crackers4jenn : ( The Office, Pam/Ryan, KELLY FINDS OUT. )


For magpieinthesky : ( How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, three scotches )


For sunshine_queen : ( Dollhouse, DeWitt/Dominic, So it's true, the trick is complete )


For darling_ashes : ( Dollhouse, DeWitt/Dominic, color coordination )


For miss_atom : Doctor Who, Eleven/River, lollipops (see here!)


For mayonegg : ( Glee, Puck/Lauren, champion )


For winninghearts : ( 30 Rock, Liz/Wesley, hot soup )


For ever_neutral : ( Angel, Wes/Cordy, your last disaster )


For luna_lovegood21 : ( Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, something sexy )

It's been awhile since I posted anything fanfictiony! Ergo, from a recent fic meme ...


burn, pine, perish (whatever) (30 rock, liz/wesley)

( For a fortnight after he's been cast aside by his (ex) betrothed in favor of that damned sky pirate, Wesley pines. )



beauty and family (glee, brittany/santana)

( 'The cat's not speaking to me,' Brittany says. )

Title: Settlingly Ever After (Or: Blame Brendan Fraser For Inconvenient Soulmatehood)
Pairing: Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes, otp for the ages
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,331
Spoilers: through 5x21 "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land"; also, some general spoilers for season 6 of Lost mentioned
Summary: "On the other side of attraction lies repulsion. And the other way around, I suppose. Come to think of it." In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz and Wesley together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
Author's Note: It was probably silly to write what is apparently The Liz/Wesley War & Peace the night before the finale, when I could have just waited & had definitive canon to work with, but then, I saw this:



And logic became nonexistent.

Thank you to rainbowstevie who suggested awhile ago that, should I ever write Liz/Wesley fic, the title should be "Settlingly Ever After," because it is 1 in the morning and there's no way I would have been able to think of something otherwise.


( I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost.' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. )

Title: Is It A Sin, Is It A Crime, Yeah, Yeah, It Is
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,486
Summary: “Lemon,” Jack says, “there’s something about you that’s been troubling me lately, on a personal level.” Dun dun dunnnn.
Author's Note: I tend to stay away from 30 Rock fic, because this show is so much more brilliant, insane, and funny than I could ever dream to be, and so I usually just don't touch it. But the immense fantasticness of 3x01 combined with like half a Pepsi, and the result was this fic's existence. I had no power over it.

Also, this is set in the distant future where Jack has his job back, I guess, but the notion of a distant future where Sarah Palin references are still relevant makes me really sad and kind of frightened. So, I'm not really sure what to do with that one. Mostly, I just couldn't resist the Sarah Palin referencing. (And kudos to everyone who has written Jack/Liz stuff concerning ol' SP already; it is no doubt more entertaining than this.)

There is one little reference to 3x01, just in case anyone hasn't seen it yet!

Okay! Here we go?

( When Jonathan says 'Mr. Donaghy will see you now,' it’s with a little more venom than usual... )

Title: who's scruffy looking?
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: slight ones up to "The Fighting Irish"
Word Count: 905
Summary: Five reasons Liz thinks that maybe Jack is interested. You know. Like that.
Author's Note: Oh, Liz Lemon. You just make me happy. And thank you to yourmomroxxs for brainstorming with me and sunshine_queen for being a Han/Leia expert and thepodsquad for MAGICALLY LIGHTING UP MY LIFE. And stuff. :D

Also, if you haven't seen Kelly Wants Shoes or Text Message Break-Up, get out from under that rock and go redeem yourself. (Although, okay, I didn't know about Text Message Break-Up 'till a few days ago. So I guess I can't talk.)

( He’s really stuck on that mentoring thing. It just seems … kinda weird. )