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This was written for blithers's prompt "Trick-or-treating works differently in England. (Of course it does.)" over at the Halloween Comment Ficathon. :) I, of course, feel frightfully guilty breaking up Liz and Criss even in fanfiction - Liz Lemon's happiness has become intensely cherishable and almost sacred to me, okay!! -- but, hey. You just know this could be the greatest comeback love story of all time.

Ween Hallow’s Eve And The Single Gal - 30 Rock ; Liz/Wesley ; 1,193 words. What to do when you break up with your boyfriend, sabotage your own job, and lose everything. (Answer: hide out with Wesley Snipes in England on October 31, obviously.)


( 'Wait,' Liz says, bewildered ... )

It's been awhile since I posted anything fanfictiony! Ergo, from a recent fic meme ...


burn, pine, perish (whatever) (30 rock, liz/wesley)

( For a fortnight after he's been cast aside by his (ex) betrothed in favor of that damned sky pirate, Wesley pines. )



beauty and family (glee, brittany/santana)

( 'The cat's not speaking to me,' Brittany says. )

Title: Settlingly Ever After (Or: Blame Brendan Fraser For Inconvenient Soulmatehood)
Pairing: Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes, otp for the ages
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,331
Spoilers: through 5x21 "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land"; also, some general spoilers for season 6 of Lost mentioned
Summary: "On the other side of attraction lies repulsion. And the other way around, I suppose. Come to think of it." In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz and Wesley together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
Author's Note: It was probably silly to write what is apparently The Liz/Wesley War & Peace the night before the finale, when I could have just waited & had definitive canon to work with, but then, I saw this:



And logic became nonexistent.

Thank you to rainbowstevie who suggested awhile ago that, should I ever write Liz/Wesley fic, the title should be "Settlingly Ever After," because it is 1 in the morning and there's no way I would have been able to think of something otherwise.


( I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost.' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. )

Title: Is It A Sin, Is It A Crime, Yeah, Yeah, It Is
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,486
Summary: “Lemon,” Jack says, “there’s something about you that’s been troubling me lately, on a personal level.” Dun dun dunnnn.
Author's Note: I tend to stay away from 30 Rock fic, because this show is so much more brilliant, insane, and funny than I could ever dream to be, and so I usually just don't touch it. But the immense fantasticness of 3x01 combined with like half a Pepsi, and the result was this fic's existence. I had no power over it.

Also, this is set in the distant future where Jack has his job back, I guess, but the notion of a distant future where Sarah Palin references are still relevant makes me really sad and kind of frightened. So, I'm not really sure what to do with that one. Mostly, I just couldn't resist the Sarah Palin referencing. (And kudos to everyone who has written Jack/Liz stuff concerning ol' SP already; it is no doubt more entertaining than this.)

There is one little reference to 3x01, just in case anyone hasn't seen it yet!

Okay! Here we go?

( When Jonathan says 'Mr. Donaghy will see you now,' it’s with a little more venom than usual... )

Title: who's scruffy looking?
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: slight ones up to "The Fighting Irish"
Word Count: 905
Summary: Five reasons Liz thinks that maybe Jack is interested. You know. Like that.
Author's Note: Oh, Liz Lemon. You just make me happy. And thank you to yourmomroxxs for brainstorming with me and sunshine_queen for being a Han/Leia expert and thepodsquad for MAGICALLY LIGHTING UP MY LIFE. And stuff. :D

Also, if you haven't seen Kelly Wants Shoes or Text Message Break-Up, get out from under that rock and go redeem yourself. (Although, okay, I didn't know about Text Message Break-Up 'till a few days ago. So I guess I can't talk.)

( He’s really stuck on that mentoring thing. It just seems … kinda weird. )