Original fiction, what up! (That is to say: I play with fairytales. And also apocalypses.)

[dollsome]

Hello, oh wonderful friends list! ♥ Y'all have been so mind-blowingly, staggeringly, 'but how did I ever get this lucky, seriously now?' awesome re: reading my fanfic over the years, and for that there can never be enough thank you. Never! I have newly wandered on over into the vast, scary, and most intriguing world of eBooks, so I figured I would spread the word over here. Sometimes I write things almost entirely of my own invention! (But let's be real here, fanfiction shall always be the finest of literary art forms. I'm pretty much not even joking. VIVA LA FANFIC.)



Fairish & The One-Eyed Goatherd - Beauty(of ‘and the Beast’-type fame)’s okay-looking older sister Fairish gets her own potential fairytale. It doesn’t go too well. Featuring a heroine who really likes to say ‘screw you,’ a hero who knows how to rock an eyepatch, adventure, danger, random dragons, and all the goats you could possibly dream of. And then some. Seriously. There are just too many goats. (Find it here!)

The Beautiful Thing: Fairytales Retold - A prince is caught between the doldrums of duty and the joys of (a most improper) love. A young woman sets no stock in all that dying-for-love nonsense, and woe betide the anguished knight who tries to brood at her. And a little girl observes more of life, love, and regret than anyone would have thought to expect from a clever and vengeful witch. Three old stories given new shapes. (Find it here!)

When Flirting Met Zombies / Lifeless In Limbo - The apocalypse gets its romcom on! - Benjamin and Sarah meet cute while battling a legion of world-decimating zombies. Whether they'll survive long enough to make it to an actual first date is another question. Okay, okay, they totally don't. And? Turns out it's crazy-awkward to live happily-ever-afterlife with someone you just met. Thank God there's couples' counseling in the great beyond ... Unfortunately, there are also corndogs. (Find it here!)

Comments

[dreamstrifer.livejournal.com]

Well, Iknow what I'm doing with my paycheck tomorrow. :)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

You are such a sweetheart!!!!!! ♥

[dreamstrifer.livejournal.com]

Seriously, the story about Fairish is hysterical and I love it.

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

<3! I felt like it was time to dust that one off, it has just been sitting around all neglected for like five years. (FIVE YEARS? Dear God, time, what are you doing!)

[dreamstrifer.livejournal.com]

I know exactly what you mean! I'm twenty-five for heaven's sake, and I finished writing my first novel when I was 19. It like, blows my mind that it was six years ago.

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Right?? What is also distressing to discover is just how little I've actually gotten finished. So many doomed WIPs! So, so many!

[jellytea.livejournal.com]

THESE BOTH SOUND SO AMAZING, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. My favoritest of favorite thing is fairytales re-told in quirky, screwy new ways and these sound like just the thing!

Wheeee~

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaaaay, thank you! :D Messing with fairytales is truly one of my favorite things EVER.

[hondagirll.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm buying Fairish for my Kindle as soon as I get home from work today. I have a policy with e-books that if it's under $5 I can buy it and since BOTH your books are under $5 I'm going to have to buy both. Dude, now you are a published author (seriously. I count e-books!). <333 you!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww! THIS WARMS MY HEART SO MUCH THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO USE MY KINGRENTS ICON. YOU HAVE REALLY LEFT ME NO CHOICE WHATSOEVER.

[magpieinthesky.livejournal.com]

AHHHH THIS RULES. As a huge sucker for fairytales and interesting variations on them, I will definitely buy this after work today!!!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

OH YAY! ♥ I hope you enjoy, m'dear, thank you so much!!!

[magpieinthesky.livejournal.com]

Purchased! OH THIS IS SO COOL. Did you get to check out the formatting on all the different file types before publishing? Do they do it for you? I'm really curious about this process! I actually have been editing Mark Oshiro's ebooks (yes, Mark of "Mark Reads Harry Potter") for the past several months, and it's been very interesting learning more about the editing and self-publishing process. :D

Go you for getting out there and publishing those ebooks!! ♥

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

It is fascinating stuff, this business of eBooks! Basically, with this one you just have to upload a correctly formatted .doc of your book, and then it has an e-book generator ... thingie that formats it into a bunch of different kinds! It's super handy!

[marketchippie.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO EXCITING, BABE. ♥

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

ALL THE HEARTS, ALL THE HEARTS FOR YOU

[snoopypez.livejournal.com]

can you buy these even if you have no ebook-related invention? D:

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Yes! They come in lots of formats, so you can also download them in, like, an RTF or a PDF to just read on your computer. Which definitely isn't neeeeeearly as cool as an actual book, but it IS possible!

[soharavsalienta.livejournal.com]

You totally can! I don't have a cool ebook thingy, so I just read on the computer screen. Works like a charm.

[zombie_boogie.livejournal.com]

Yay! I am now a proud owner of three Books by Hannah (don't think I didn't notice that there was a romzomcom in there!!!)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha, romzomcom, that is damn GLORIOUS. Thank youuuuuuu always, buddy!

[ahigheroctave.livejournal.com]

Ah, can't wait to read them! Once I've finished I'll come back and tell you what I think. :)

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Eee, thank you so much! :D

[ozmissage.livejournal.com]

Very cool! I love fairytales (and your awesome writing), so I can't wait to check these out. :D

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Yaaaaaay, I am so glad! :D Hope you enjoy, buddy!

[theafterimages.livejournal.com]

So excited!! :D I cannot wait to read them!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

is what I say to that!

[noteasilywon.livejournal.com]

This is so exciting, and very, very worth it! Two great favorites and one new one, what fun! I just finished reading the Princess and the Pea story, and aaaagh, so beautiful! My heart is thoroughly warmed. I absolutely can't wait to read the rest.

Bask in the glory of being a published author! You very much deserve it, my friend!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

OH MY DARLIN', thank youuuuu! ♥ So, so happy to heart-warm!

[darling-ashes.livejournal.com]

HURRAY!!!

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

♥!!!!!!

[(Anonymous)]

I am so stoked about this, and I sincerely hope you sell a billion copies. Your talent should not be under a bushel basket.

Also, this Marie character influences you to do great things (kitchen-murder potential be damned). Keep her around.

[dollsome.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you, anonymous kind commenter who I suspect I somehow know in a non-internet capacity! (Who would be the most likely to say 'bushel basket' ...?) Marie is the bomb, there is absolutely no arguing that one. Absolutely no arguing!

[xmarisolx.livejournal.com]

Sorry, hope I don't disappoint by revealing myself, but I'm just your garden variety stalker. I just went to your blogger blog (that sounds weird) and read up about this Marie person, just because I'll pretty much read anything you write.