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All the Potter enthusiasm going around reminds me that I never posted this! From a fic meme a few months ago.

Lean on me (platonically) - Ron/Hermione, ~1000 words, set near the end of Order of the Phoenix

( Ron never knows what to do when she cries; Hermione knows that, but this time, she can't help it. )

Another old comment ficathon find!

harry potter | ron/hermione | you're my favourite book

( She goes extra-mad in libraries, Hermione. Ron's always enjoyed watching it. This time's no exception. )

Title: Ha Ha, Suckers!
Originally Written: July 6, 2004
Summary: The epic adventures of Mark Evans. Oh, they are epic, y'all.
Author's Note: So, the thing is, I have written a lot of fanfiction since I started in seventh grade. A lot, a lot, a lot. Sort of scarily a lot. A lot of it is very bad. However, I like to think it all has value in the posterity department, at least. Anyway, Fanfiction.Net has become so fearsome over the past couple years that I started thinking it might be fun to post the stories I still like over here. Because livejournal is not quite such a cesspool of darkness.

And we're kicking off this project with this little baby, because, I'm sorry, but it's a work of incomparable genius. High five, past me!

( BAM!!! Dudley 'Big D' Dursley's unnaturally large fist came barrelling toward Mark Evans's unnaturally unfortunate face... )

Current Mood: nostalgic

Title: Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit
Chapter: 1 - Concerning Centaurs, Sad History, and Dungeon-Dwelling Morons
Character/Pairing: Auriga Sinistra; Snape/Sinistra
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,845
Summary: Endless rambling, the occasional lesson plan, and a certain potions professor who isn't the slightest bit interesting. The not-so-scintillating diary of Auriga J. Sinistra, Astronomy Professor and Spaz.
Author's Note: Er, I don't know. I've wanted to revise Lamentations for well over a year now, just because the first several chapters were written when I was like fourteen and are therefore, well, like something a fourteen year old would write. The Auriga characterization didn't really sink in properly 'til around chapter eight, and I've always wanted to go back and make things more consistent. Unfortunately, I have done so now while under the influence of a great deal of caffeine and having spent the day angsting over a ten page paper for Canadian Lit, so . . . possibly this isn't a whole lot better than something written when I was fourteen.

I think this chapter was originally like one thousand words, maybe.

Auriga, she likes to ramble.

( THIS BOOK BELONGS TO )

Current Mood: exanimate

Title: Letters
Characters/Pairings: Harry, Ron, and Hermione; slight Ron/Hermione
Spoilers: Set during the summer before Chamber of Secrets
Word Count: 2,581
Rating: G
Summary: The summer after their first year at Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione endure returning home, being apart, and a certain unfortunate inability to communicate.
Author's Note: Once more with posting my older but somewhat tolerable Fanfiction.Net stories! It's kind of like actually being productive and coming up with new stuff, without that pesky writing step!

( The day after she gets home, Hermione writes two letters. )

ediblestars did it! So must I!--

The Work-in-Progress Meme! When you see this, post a ~~little weensy~~ (hah, are we kidding? This is me here) excerpt from as many random works-in-progress as you can find lying around. Who knows? Maybe inspiration will burst forth and do something, um, inspiration-y.

( The Office. Dwight and Oscar. In which Oscar is sneaky, and Dwight has a subsequent epiphany about his relationship with Jim. )

( The Office. Kelly contemplates What Not To Wear. )

( The Office. As the summary so charmingly phrases it, 'Oscar/Angela. In The Biblical Sense.' )

( Harry Potter. Something Remus/Sirius-y and angsty and bizarre. )

( Pirates of the Caribbean. Jack/Elizabeth, immediately post-AWE, and kinda silly. )

( Pirates of the Caribbean. Post-AWE; Jack and Elizabeth and Elizabeth's son. )

( House. House/Wilson. I'm not really sure beyond there. )

( Lost. Jack's mysterious week in Otherville! )

( Lost, post-s3 finale. Poor epic seriously failed fic that attempted to explain every single mystery about Lost ever. Featuring much angsty Jack! )

And, okay, I think original stuff is going to need a post of its own. Oh, me with my zillions of abandoned stories!

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Teenage Hustling (Tori Amos)

Title: hollow, like lines
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks
Spoilers: through Deathly Hallows
Word Count: 1,800
Rating: PG
Summary: The fact remains that she is miserable and he is empty and there is nothing left to lose.
Author's Note: Don't mind me. This is just my attempt to sort out my Remus/Tonks issues. Hurrah! This finally gave me the excuse to try out the reverse-storytelling tactic, which I've been wanting to do for awhile.

( Remus Lupin opens his eyes. )

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: When The Stars Go Blue (Ryan Adams)

Title: Repose
( Aaand I guess the rest of this information is probably spoilery? )

Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For (Damien Rice)

Title: Enlightenment
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Spoilers: Takes place during Order of the Phoenix
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,618
Summary: Tonks is smitten, Remus is oblivious, and Sirius is determined to enlighten him.
Author's Note: This is sort of magnificently pointless and fluffy, and can be blamed entirely upon my seemingly everlasting R/S relapse.

( Remus knows Sirius well enough to be very, very apprehensive. )

Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: Grace Kelly (Mika)

Title: Rubbish
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3,073
Spoilers: Set during Goblet of Fire
Summary: Rita Skeeter's first article on the Triwizard Tournament leaves Ron distressed, Hermione bewildered, and both of them particularly inclined to bicker.
Author's Note: I felt like this was necessary, because they are my #1 most beloved OTP in the history of ever, until the end of time, hallelujah amen, and I figured that deserved some kind of fanfic endeavor. GOD, BOOK SEVEN, STOP COMING SO CLOSE.

( Ron sneaks a glance at Hermione. )

Current Mood: nostalgic
Current Music: Easier to Lie (Aqualung)

Title: 28 steps to happily ever after
Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,021
Spoilers: Set a few years after the seventh book.
Summary: In which lonely Valentine's Days lead to disasterous February 15ths, Hermione rocks that denial, Ron wallows in misery, and Harry and Ginny decide to mercifully play matchmaker.
Author's Note: I actually wrote this a few weeks ago, and posted it over on Ff.N, but I figured I might as well have it here too. Hurrah! Or somethin'.

( Ron Weasley wakes up on Monday, February 15th, his hair all messed up, naked except his left sock (which somehow managed to survive the encounter), his arm pleasantly numb on account of her being on top of it, and the first thing he thinks is 'Finally'. )

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: The Mariner's Revenge Song (The Decemberists)

I am productive! And, aw, I haven't bonded with these crazy kids for awhile.

( In moments like this, Ron can't help but suspect he's gone mental. )

Current Mood: okay

All request fics, bow down in submission!

Because I am doing this.

Slowly.

But, um, somewhat surely.

For thepodsquad -- Harry/Ginny; reconciliation

( 'I'm not trying to seduce you,' Ginny says, eyes sparkling and hand clutched behind her back as Harry closes the bedroom door behind them. 'I promise.' )

Current Mood: tired
Current Music: Smells Like Teen Spirit (Nirvana)

I am the fic requests queen of the world, my friend. Except for the part where I'm kinda not. But now I'm down to having completed . . . two, I believe. And that right there is a little thing called progress.

So!

For aeternitasbeach -- Snape/Sinistra; forever.

( 'You do realize,' Snape says, his lip curled into a sneer, 'that hags are the only creatures reputed to hold a penchant for such things?' )