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I managed to actually write all my prompts for the three line stories fic meme, what odd miracle is this! And so of course I must commemorate by putting them all here.

Some of these are nonsense, because, um, a story in three lines? Have you met me and the endless stream of babble that is my default setting? Also, sometimes they just aren't three lines. Ha ha, rebellion!


For zombie_boogie : ( Parks and Rec, Leslie/Ben, sugar high )


For crackers4jenn : ( Community, Jeff/Annie, ain't no damsel in distress )


For crackers4jenn : ( The Office, Pam/Ryan, KELLY FINDS OUT. )


For magpieinthesky : ( How I Met Your Mother, Barney/Robin, three scotches )


For sunshine_queen : ( Dollhouse, DeWitt/Dominic, So it's true, the trick is complete )


For darling_ashes : ( Dollhouse, DeWitt/Dominic, color coordination )


For miss_atom : Doctor Who, Eleven/River, lollipops (see here!)


For mayonegg : ( Glee, Puck/Lauren, champion )


For winninghearts : ( 30 Rock, Liz/Wesley, hot soup )


For ever_neutral : ( Angel, Wes/Cordy, your last disaster )


For luna_lovegood21 : ( Pirates of the Caribbean, Jack/Elizabeth, something sexy )

Title: He’s A Magic Man – Or, Barney Started The Fire
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: General Season 4
Word Count: 1,872
Rating: PG
Summary: While busting out his magic skills, a drunken Barney has a slight fire incident. Robin comes to the rescue.
Author's Note: I was having a glum, productivity-devoid kinda day, and then I drank an iced tea and this appeared! Oh, caffeine, you are my life partner. Written for nikitembo's prompt "brotp, magic." :D

( It’s like three in the morning when Ted and Barney come up from MacLaren’s, Ted drunkish and Barney drunkity-drunk-drunk. )

Title: through and through
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: through 3x18 - "Rebound Bro"
Rating: PG
Word Count: 2,173
Summary: Post-"Rebound Bro." Barney and Robin patch things up.
Author's Note: Ahhh, the product of my first day of pointless summer vacationing! This wound up a lot longer and sappier than I meant for it to be. Yaaaay?

( Robin hadn’t meant to stay out any later than necessary tonight. )

Title: Bromanian Rhapsody
Pairing: Barney/Robin
Spoilers: Set sometime post-season three, with references to oblique hints from 3x01
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,618
Summary: In the wake of Ted meeting The Mother, Barney prepares to lose his wingman to the evils of monogamy once and for all. Robin gets to console him.
Author's Note: You know, I'm kind of surprised it took me this long to get around to trying my hand at writing these two! It was quite fun. And also gave me an excuse to listen to Let's Go To The Mall about ten times on repeat, which -- bonus. Although, come to think of it, does one really need an excuse to listen to Let's Go To The Mall ten times on repeat?

Yeah, I didn't think so.

( Ted's going umbrella shopping in the morning. )