A Green Knight In Prince Arthur's Court, Or: Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them (Part 3)

Title: A Green Knight In Prince Arthur's Court, Or: Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks At Them
Characters: Morgana, Gwen, Arthur, & Merlin; minor appearances by the rest of the Camelot crew; featuring, er, the Green Knight
Word Count: 3,956
Rating: PG
Spoilers: general season 2
Summary: The gripping conclusion of our tale (finally)! In which chilling at The Green Knight's Lord Bertilak's castle results in awkward man kissing, the random appearances of inconveniently sexy half-sisters, and the poignant lesson that sometimes, decapitation isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Author's Note: Finally, an ending! Thank you to mustbethursday3, whose enthusiasm reminded me that oh, hey, I should finish this up! Also: this is somehow absurdly sentimental and just plain absurd, to a degree the other chapters did not quite manage. If you have not recently brushed up on your Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, it will make no sense; if you have, it will make no sense anyway. This is what happens when, er, I had to read it in class like six months ago and haven't revisited it since. Hold onto your hats. If you're actually wearing a hat as you read this, I applaud you extra.

Also: many thanks to Mean Girls and Rent for contributing so invaluably to the femmeslashy silliness.

Part the First
Part the Second

( Part the Third! )