The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!
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Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?
Ergo:

The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
Ergo:
The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
MASTER LIST
(in rather sloppy chronological order;
this will probably be maintained rather poorly, my apologies!)
Merlin - Merlin/Morgana - it's not easy having yourself a good time bydollsome
30 Rock - Jack/Liz - How Jack Donaghy Got His Groove Back, With Whales bydollsome
How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Robin - Operation: Stake It To Ted bynoteasilywon
BtVS/AtS - Buffy/Spike & Cordelia/Angel - Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil byangearia
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana - Well, this is awkward bycopperiisulfate
The Mummy - Rick/Evie - Reading Is Sexy byvega_ofthe_lyre
Gilmore Girls - Rory/Jess - I'm Dreaming of a bymiraxcorran
True Blood/BtVS - Franklin & Spike - An Abundance of Window Pane bydollsome
Glee - Rachel/Jesse - I'll Never Tell bylettersandliars
Supernatural - Sam/Jess - Darling, we'll go a-drowning bytaintedlove
Doctor Who - Amy/Rory - Worker Bees bylettersandliars
Glee - Brittany/Santana - "I'm just mad for you, and I'll always be, but naturally--" byamazingly_me
Twin Peaks - Cooper/Audrey - Hey girl, you've got a fine laugh, and I think that I can get used to that bylyssie
Being Human - Annie, George, Mitchell - "Annie, you can't keep the kitten. What if George eats it?" bynonky
Sherlock - Sherlock/John - Less than Clandestine byamazingly_me
HIMYM - Marshall/Lily, cast - it's not what i thought it would be (but what really is?) byportland_rain
The Office - Michael & Toby - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart byfirthgal
Supernatural - Castiel - Heaven wasn't always hell byoceansex
BtVS - Buffy/Angel - Love is forever, right? byangearia
Dollhouse - DeWitt/Dominic - We Slay Dragons Together byderevko_child
The West Wing - Toby, Sam, & Josh - A Distinct Lack of Gravitas byamazingly_me
Supernatural - Anna/Ruby - Devil Meaning Well byoceansex
Anne of Green Gables - Anne/Gilbert - We should have a breakfast nook! bytaintedlove
Legend of the Seeker - Richard/Kahlan - Just for tonight, darling, let's get lost bydollsome
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME bynonky
Community - Jeff/Annie - O brave new world bydollsome
Glee - Brittany/Santana - You don't know how far I'd go byanthimeriate
Angel - Fred & Cordelia - Of Friendship and Tacos bysuperkappa
The Office - Jim/Pam & CeCe - Everyone's a Critic byfirthgal
Community - Britta/Troy (and the gang) - El tango de sexual tension bydollsome
Glee - Kurt & Finn - Life is too short for traffic bystorypaint
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline & Stefan - The Pros and Cons of Sparkling bylaw_like_love
Dollhouse - Topher - Aced The Tests, Never Did The Homework bykay_obsessive
Glee - Rachel & Kurt - Detour a Bad Day bystorypaint
Lost - Kate/Sawyer - Just Like New Times byfragmentedsky
Doctor Who - Eleven/Rose - Top Hats Optional bylaeria
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline, Elena, & Bonnie - Slumber Party bydranime203
The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon - They say it's your birthday byausten
Battlestar Galactica - Adama/Roslin - carpe astra bypocochina
Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Just One Hug byniftywithan
Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Ron - every stone you stood upon shifted, except for me bymollivanders
Doctor Who - River/Doctor - You're very pretty, you know. You're very rare, you know. bylyssie
Alias - Jack/Irina - A Murder Free Dinner byderevko_child
BtVS/Veronica Mars - Buffy and Veronica - girls in a gun store bymollivanders
Veronica Mars - Wallace & Veronica - shooting some hoops bypolychromic
Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? bymini_miss
Friday Night Lights - Coach/Mrs. Coach - Lazy Saturday afternoon bymollivanders
Caprica - Lacy & Barnabas - Emergence byodyle
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana (+ kind of ot4) - Objectivity byfragmentedsky
Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - The Old Fablemakers byamazingly_me
The West Wing - Josh and Donna - And Most Fools Do byamazingly_me
Community - Britta/Professor Duncan - Alternative Lifestyles in Modern Discourse bynonky
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME bynonky
BtVS - Spike/Drusilla - Callooh, Callay bymarketchippie
Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Ben/Hannah - Best Friends with Wandering Eyes bynonky
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth - Winning is worth it bybellonablack
Battlestar Galactica - Kara/Sam - I'll sleep when I'm dead bynonky
Castle - Castle/Beckett - The Serenade of Romantic Doom bynonky
Modern Family - Mitchell/Cameron - Two Approaches To Baby-Naming bypolychromic
The Vampire Diaries - Salvatore brothers & co. - Surprise is Not Only for the Living byohwaluvusbab
Pirates of the Caribbean - Anamaria - What shall we die for bycaffeineandink
Batman - Harley Quinn/Batman - I have dreams of orca whales and owls byclockwork_jo
AtS - Angel/Cordy, Connor, the team - Icy Peril bymuseofspeed
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - The Timeless Taste of Cracker Jacks byamoenavi
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Deep Fried And Extra Fatty bymagisterequitum
Lost - Dan/Charlotte - Keeping still to move byvalhalla37
Skins - Freddie, Emily - And I won't let you choke byclockwork_jo
BtVS - Buffy/Spike - Her Dark Place Is Also Quiet byohwaluvusbab
HIMYM - Barney/Robin - I know you get me (so I let my walls come down) bydollsome
BtVS - Spike & Dawn - The Cons of Anarchy byohwaluvusbab
HIMYM - Ted/Victoria - Social Networking byceridweyn_lin
Harry Potter - Tom Riddle/Bellatrix Lestrange - All is loneliness before me byamazingly_me
The West Wing - Ainsley - Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops byamazingly_me
Lilo & Stitch/Calvin & Hobbes - What I Did On My Summer Vacation byamazingly_me
Pushing Daisies - Ned/Chuck - Loophole bypolychromic
Glee - Brittany & Finn - Hip-hop and Hippos bypolychromic
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - Get Thee Behind Me, Temptation byredbrunja
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Baby, it's cold outside bymagisterequitum
ER - Ray/Neela - Edge of Desire byxmarisolx
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Date: 2010-11-09 01:33 pm (UTC)Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? 1/2
Date: 2010-11-10 06:52 am (UTC)This is set before the attack on the colonies.
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He'd forgotten her name, or so he said.
The most plausible scenario, she thought, was that he probably just hadn't paid attention to it in the first place. What she knows for sure, though, is that he never planned for her to stick around. He'd wanted her, that had been obvious for the second she introduced herself, but he had only planned for a one night frak, and you don't really need a name for that, so he hadn't asked again.
She had other plans for them, though, but he hadn't known that and when she did end up sticking around, it was too late, there was just no delicate way to ask the name of a woman you've been frakking for almost six months.
It became a game for him, she could tell: how long could he go on on "darling", "sweetheart" and "love" without ever mentioning her name? What he didn’t know was that it was a game for her too, it amused her. She was actually kinda glad he had forgotten the name she had given him when they met, she didn't really like it, didn’t feel like it suited her. At least that way, when she was with him, she didn’t have to pretend on that aspect - she didn’t have a name, after all, so somehow this made her time with Baltar more real.
It wasn‘t, obviously, she had always planned on insinuating herself into his life on the long term, but somehow with time it had became more real. Well, everything he knew about her (and it wasn’t much) was still fake, but at least she was enjoying herself. So much, in fact, that she had knowingly dragged on her work with Baltar, in order to spend more time with him. She’d told herself it was under the pretence of cautiousness, that she had to make sure her cover was secure and that everything was right for the mission to succeed. In reality, though, she could probably have obtained what she needed much faster, only, that would have put a end to the necessity of her cover, and she didn’t want that. She’d spend a lot more time with him than was necessary, just because she wanted to. Truth be told, she liked his company.
There was just something about the man. He was obnoxiously pretentious and quite possibly the most egotistical man she had ever met, and somehow she found it attractive. It was astonishing, really, the way he actually believed the grandiose persona he had made himself to be. His seemingly limitless capacity for self-deception was fascinating. She realized it was a bit twisted, but she knew her was a flirt, knew he slept with plenty of other women but it didn't bother her, she actually enjoyed watching him charm women - which he did, even when she was there, which she found strangely honest, it a way. (She got jealous only once, but there was attenuating circumstances, humanity was about to be destroyed and she had wanted to spend her last few moments with him before he died. She had wanted to tell him about herself.)
She was glad he had been her mark too, it was kind of a perfect match. Gaius didn't like to talk about his past, and so he never asked about hers - or maybe it was by lack of interest - either way, it suited her, she didn't have to make up one. He was easy to distract and could talk about himself and his accomplishments for hours, without ever asking about her. That was fine by her too. His work truly was fascinating, she realized after a while, and despite everything, the man actually was brilliant, and so she enjoyed listening to him. She also very much enjoyed challenging him, when she could. He’d get all riled up and there would be this fire in his eyes. Yes, Gaius Baltar liked his work. He also very much liked proving himself right.
Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? 2/2
Date: 2010-11-10 06:52 am (UTC)And so she kept coming back, even when it wasn't necessary, just to spend time with him. Most of it was spent in bed, it was true, but it wasn‘t always for cover. In fact, it was barely ever for cover. She wasn't so surprised that even after two years, this Casanova of a no strings man still wanted her, after all they’d made her model look the way she did exactly for that purpose. What had surprised her though, was that she kept wanting him more as time passed. Sometimes she’d sneak into his house and crawl into his bed, in the middle of the night, waking him up with her touches and her kisses. (He never gave her a key but she could always get in and he quickly stopped asking about it. It was just the way things were.) She found herself addicted to his touch, to the feel of his hands on her. Gaius Baltar was a lady’s man, and he had the skills to prove it.
She enjoyed his touches when they were in public too, his hand firmly locked around her waist as they walked around town, while he looked upon the crowd in superiority. She liked to think it was partly because of her, knew it probably was. She was a sort of trophy to him. But not always, not when they were alone. They could have so much fun then. They’d drink and talk about politics and science and the latest media gossip, and he still had this superior tone in his voice, but that was okay, because it was who he was. Then they could also spend hours sitting on the balcony of his house, with his arms around her, starring at the gorgeous view of the lake, she would listen to him talk about himself, or they would just sit in companionable silence. Either way, it felt nice.
So he didn’t remember her name, but he knew what her favorite drink was, and how she took her coffee in the morning. He knew of her uncommon belief in the one true God, and didn’t try to convert her. He also had this uncanny ability to sense when she was cold and always covered her with a blanket. That was enough for her.
She had asked him if he loved her, spun it as a joke, but she had wondered for real, if underneath it all, there was something more for him. Maybe. She wondered if she loved him, too. Probably. Then, as he was about to die, the answer was definitely.
Re: Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? 2/2
Date: 2010-11-10 07:04 am (UTC)Re: Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? 2/2
Date: 2010-11-11 10:27 pm (UTC)