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Title: if my wishes can all come true
Pairing: Andy/Angela
Word Count: 1,102
Spoilers: set pre-“Employee Transfer”
Rating: G
Summary: Andy and Angela discuss Halloween costumes. For
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Author's Note: I hadn't written Andy/Angela yet!! You know it had to happen.
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“I thought that was a joke.”
Angela levels him with one of those stares of hers. She is just so … adorable. “Why would I joke about that?”
Andy quickly assesses the situation: they just finished up with dinner, and now they’re sitting next to each other on her sofa. They’ve got the cats wandering around them. A little Mr. Buble on the stereo. Her hands are clasped primly in her lap, so he can’t exactly hold one of them. But their legs are touching and she hasn’t scooted away or hit him on the knee, so his hopes are high. There’s definitely a good vibe in the air. It’s lookin’ like she’ll even let him put his lips on her for more than three seconds tonight. Probably not on her mouth, but that’s okay. His lady fair just so happens to have exquisite and delicious temples.
One of these nights, he’ll work his way to her mouth.
“Youuu … wouldn’t,” he concludes. The way her face relaxes a tiny bit tells him that this was the right call. She still looks pretty dour, though. That alone isn’t going to cut it; he’s going to have to bust out some more. “You know what, that is a-okay, that is totally cool, because I … love the idea.”
“You do,” she says doubtfully.
“Psshyeah!” He beams at her. “Do you even need to ask?”
Still dour. “Then why did you think it was a joke?”
Andy decides it’s probably best to ignore that one. “Angela Noelle Martin, I will absolutely be a cat with you.”
It’s iffy for a few seconds. Then, juuust barely, the corner of her mouth twitches upward. “Thank you.”
This is totally worth having to give up his costume plans. On one hand, it’s kind of sad that the fine people of Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be deprived of the rick-rockin’est Joker since Heath Ledger (whom Andy had been looking forward to honoring), but making Angela smile? It’s worth it. Beyond worth it.
“Are you kidding?” he asks gleefully. It’s really hard not to just touch her. “Thank you. Because this is going to be amazing. We’re totally going to have the best costumes in the office. Like, all those other people might as well not even show up.”
“You can’t just put on a pair of ears and expect that to be satisfactory,” she warns him. “I’d like you to make an effort.”
“Sweetie, remember who you’re talking to. I am all about effort. I am the effort master. You know what else takes effort?”
He pauses for effect, which is long enough for her to sneak in and say, “Getting into Cornell?”
“Getting into Corne—yes! Exactly!” Man! They are so on tonight.
“All right,” Angela says. She actually smiles with her teeth this time. There’s even a little sparkle of excitement in her voice. “Then we’ll be cats for Halloween.”
“Yes, we will,” he agrees, grinning back at her.
“Thank you for being so open to the suggestion,” she adds after a moment. She says it in that warm, slightly breathless way she gets whenever she acts nice. (Nicer, that is. Than her normal amount of niceness. Which is nice enough for Andy, all the time, don’t even question it.) “Some people would think it was a stupid idea.”
“What people?”
“Just some people,” she says, tensing again. “Theoretically.”
“Well, then some people are idiots,” Andy declares. He’s sure to say it extra-kindly, so that she doesn’t freeze up again. “Because your wish should be the command of all people. As it is of me.”
She gives him another with-teeth smile. Her knee presses a little more deliberately against his.
“You know what we should do,” he continues, suddenly struck by physical-contact-fueled inspiration, “is get Mrs. Stallard from next door to come over and take some pictures of us all catted up with the kitties here. How ‘bout that, guys? Do you wanna have a little photoshoot with Mommy and Daddy?”
Andy doesn’t really speak cat, or anything, but from what he can tell, the whole gang digs it. Garbage even lets out an approving little meow.
“See?” he asks, looking back at Angela and grinning. “They love it.”
He expects maybe another smile or something, but what he gets is even better. She leans forward, very decisively, and kisses him on the cheek. She doesn’t pull back right away, either. He adjusts to the unfamiliar sensation of her lips against his face, starts counting the seconds in the back of his brain on instinct: one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi WOW five Mississippi, six Mississ-
She backs away before ‘ippi.’ Instead of saying something, or turning her attention somewhere else, she just looks at him. He’s not sure what to do with the expression on her face. She doesn’t look happy, exactly. More like thoughtful. He’s not really sure what there is to think about, but if thinking about it means more kissing, then he encourages it most heartily.
Her knee is still pressing against his. He starts moving a hand over to her waist.
“Hey,” he says, and his voice sounds all husky. (It’s just that it’s been awhile. He’d actually gotten more action when he wasn’t in a relationship, which still doesn’t seem right.) “You wanna—”
“No.”
He pulls his hand back obediently. Whatever, he’s not going to complain. She kissed him. He’s set for life.
Well, okay, ideally she’ll kiss him more before he dies, but you know. He’s good for the night. Maybe the week.
After a few seconds, she unclasps her hands and twines her fingers with his in a smooth, decisive movement. Her hand is really, really soft, and cool. His is sort of sweaty, but she doesn’t even start lecturing him about it.
Score.
If that’s not enough to merit some impromptu musical stylings, then what is? “What’s new, pussycat? Whoa-whoa-WHOA-A.”
“Andy.”
He stops. “Sorry.”
“No,” she says, to his surprise. “You can continue. Just … quieter, please.”
Which sends this skyrocketing to maybe their third best night ever.
“Yes, ma’am,” he chirps dutifully, grinning. His heart feels like it’s going to burst, but this time, it would be the good kind of explosion instead of the kind that makes you want to kick a trashcan or maybe, y’know, punch a wall. This, them, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Bernard, it’s going to work. Not that he ever thinks it’s not going to. It’s just nice to be reminded, once in awhile.
“Pussycat, pussycat, I’ve got FLOWers and lots of HOURS to spend WITH YOU—”
Pairing: Andy/Angela
Word Count: 1,102
Spoilers: set pre-“Employee Transfer”
Rating: G
Summary: Andy and Angela discuss Halloween costumes. For
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Author's Note: I hadn't written Andy/Angela yet!! You know it had to happen.
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“I thought that was a joke.”
Angela levels him with one of those stares of hers. She is just so … adorable. “Why would I joke about that?”
Andy quickly assesses the situation: they just finished up with dinner, and now they’re sitting next to each other on her sofa. They’ve got the cats wandering around them. A little Mr. Buble on the stereo. Her hands are clasped primly in her lap, so he can’t exactly hold one of them. But their legs are touching and she hasn’t scooted away or hit him on the knee, so his hopes are high. There’s definitely a good vibe in the air. It’s lookin’ like she’ll even let him put his lips on her for more than three seconds tonight. Probably not on her mouth, but that’s okay. His lady fair just so happens to have exquisite and delicious temples.
One of these nights, he’ll work his way to her mouth.
“Youuu … wouldn’t,” he concludes. The way her face relaxes a tiny bit tells him that this was the right call. She still looks pretty dour, though. That alone isn’t going to cut it; he’s going to have to bust out some more. “You know what, that is a-okay, that is totally cool, because I … love the idea.”
“You do,” she says doubtfully.
“Psshyeah!” He beams at her. “Do you even need to ask?”
Still dour. “Then why did you think it was a joke?”
Andy decides it’s probably best to ignore that one. “Angela Noelle Martin, I will absolutely be a cat with you.”
It’s iffy for a few seconds. Then, juuust barely, the corner of her mouth twitches upward. “Thank you.”
This is totally worth having to give up his costume plans. On one hand, it’s kind of sad that the fine people of Dunder Mifflin Scranton will be deprived of the rick-rockin’est Joker since Heath Ledger (whom Andy had been looking forward to honoring), but making Angela smile? It’s worth it. Beyond worth it.
“Are you kidding?” he asks gleefully. It’s really hard not to just touch her. “Thank you. Because this is going to be amazing. We’re totally going to have the best costumes in the office. Like, all those other people might as well not even show up.”
“You can’t just put on a pair of ears and expect that to be satisfactory,” she warns him. “I’d like you to make an effort.”
“Sweetie, remember who you’re talking to. I am all about effort. I am the effort master. You know what else takes effort?”
He pauses for effect, which is long enough for her to sneak in and say, “Getting into Cornell?”
“Getting into Corne—yes! Exactly!” Man! They are so on tonight.
“All right,” Angela says. She actually smiles with her teeth this time. There’s even a little sparkle of excitement in her voice. “Then we’ll be cats for Halloween.”
“Yes, we will,” he agrees, grinning back at her.
“Thank you for being so open to the suggestion,” she adds after a moment. She says it in that warm, slightly breathless way she gets whenever she acts nice. (Nicer, that is. Than her normal amount of niceness. Which is nice enough for Andy, all the time, don’t even question it.) “Some people would think it was a stupid idea.”
“What people?”
“Just some people,” she says, tensing again. “Theoretically.”
“Well, then some people are idiots,” Andy declares. He’s sure to say it extra-kindly, so that she doesn’t freeze up again. “Because your wish should be the command of all people. As it is of me.”
She gives him another with-teeth smile. Her knee presses a little more deliberately against his.
“You know what we should do,” he continues, suddenly struck by physical-contact-fueled inspiration, “is get Mrs. Stallard from next door to come over and take some pictures of us all catted up with the kitties here. How ‘bout that, guys? Do you wanna have a little photoshoot with Mommy and Daddy?”
Andy doesn’t really speak cat, or anything, but from what he can tell, the whole gang digs it. Garbage even lets out an approving little meow.
“See?” he asks, looking back at Angela and grinning. “They love it.”
He expects maybe another smile or something, but what he gets is even better. She leans forward, very decisively, and kisses him on the cheek. She doesn’t pull back right away, either. He adjusts to the unfamiliar sensation of her lips against his face, starts counting the seconds in the back of his brain on instinct: one Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi, four Mississippi WOW five Mississippi, six Mississ-
She backs away before ‘ippi.’ Instead of saying something, or turning her attention somewhere else, she just looks at him. He’s not sure what to do with the expression on her face. She doesn’t look happy, exactly. More like thoughtful. He’s not really sure what there is to think about, but if thinking about it means more kissing, then he encourages it most heartily.
Her knee is still pressing against his. He starts moving a hand over to her waist.
“Hey,” he says, and his voice sounds all husky. (It’s just that it’s been awhile. He’d actually gotten more action when he wasn’t in a relationship, which still doesn’t seem right.) “You wanna—”
“No.”
He pulls his hand back obediently. Whatever, he’s not going to complain. She kissed him. He’s set for life.
Well, okay, ideally she’ll kiss him more before he dies, but you know. He’s good for the night. Maybe the week.
After a few seconds, she unclasps her hands and twines her fingers with his in a smooth, decisive movement. Her hand is really, really soft, and cool. His is sort of sweaty, but she doesn’t even start lecturing him about it.
Score.
If that’s not enough to merit some impromptu musical stylings, then what is? “What’s new, pussycat? Whoa-whoa-WHOA-A.”
“Andy.”
He stops. “Sorry.”
“No,” she says, to his surprise. “You can continue. Just … quieter, please.”
Which sends this skyrocketing to maybe their third best night ever.
“Yes, ma’am,” he chirps dutifully, grinning. His heart feels like it’s going to burst, but this time, it would be the good kind of explosion instead of the kind that makes you want to kick a trashcan or maybe, y’know, punch a wall. This, them, Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Bernard, it’s going to work. Not that he ever thinks it’s not going to. It’s just nice to be reminded, once in awhile.
“Pussycat, pussycat, I’ve got FLOWers and lots of HOURS to spend WITH YOU—”
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Date: 2008-11-17 10:11 am (UTC)♥
So dysfunctional, and yet, so awesome.
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Date: 2008-11-17 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-17 12:33 pm (UTC)Probably not on her mouth, but that’s okay. His lady fair just so happens to have exquisite and delicious temples.
I have so much love for this sentence. I have so much love for all of them, but this one in particular.
I really think you need to write more Andy/Angela.
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:11 am (UTC)I think I might need to write more Andy/Angela too. I think my relationship with them is much like Andy's relationship with Angela, where it can't end well, and yet I adore them so madly!!
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Date: 2008-11-17 12:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-18 07:11 am (UTC)Gah, I dread the day Angela breaks him into pieces.
NO KIDDING. I am genuinely beginning to live in fear of it.
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Date: 2008-11-17 02:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-18 07:12 am (UTC)Thanks for readingggg, homie! :D
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Date: 2008-11-17 03:33 pm (UTC)This is precious, but in a way that strangely breaks my heart for poor Andy Bernard. :(
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:13 am (UTC)Thank youuuu, buddy!
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:17 am (UTC)I don't think that Andy and Angela have gotten much attention in fic, from what I've seen -- which is a shame, because I am so hooked on their tragic, doomed, weird relationship with its mysterious ability to PUNCH ME IN THE SOUL.
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Date: 2008-11-17 08:32 pm (UTC)And aww, about the "Some people would think it's stupid." *glares* DWIGHT. This is why she's with Andy! And because he's fabulous.
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:18 am (UTC)Thanks for reading! :)
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:24 am (UTC)And, bwahaha, I love Tom Jones WAY TOO MUCH. I have one of his Greatest Hits albums on my iTunes (er, I have no idea how it got there, though), and every time one of his songs comes on, I just have to cackle gleefully for like five straight minutes. It's awesome.
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Date: 2008-11-18 02:02 am (UTC)Andy doesn’t really speak cat, or anything, but from what he can tell, the whole gang digs it.
I love how he rationalizes things. Like how the cats feel about having their picture taken with a Cornell grad and his fiancee. And how it's okay that Angela doesn't really kiss him, because he got five and a half Mississippi's there.
Such a fun little glimpse into their wacky relationship!
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Date: 2008-11-18 07:27 am (UTC)I think Andy/Angela has a certain irresistibility. It's just -- they're so wrong, and so right, and so strained, and so tragic, and Andy's so hopeful, and Angela is so very rarely occasionally charmed by him in spite of herself, and it's just REALLY GOOD. And ... doomed to such profound failure.
Also, HE SERENADED HER WITH ABBA. (I'm still not over it. I'll never be over it.)
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Date: 2008-11-22 11:53 pm (UTC)Oh, and props for having Andy almost go as the Joker too :)
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Date: 2008-11-24 08:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-12-05 10:58 pm (UTC)i'm a huge andy fan, and just wish angela would love the nard dog. your fic captures his voice perfectly. and oh, the leg-touching! hot. haha
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Date: 2008-12-05 11:08 pm (UTC)i'm a huge andy fan, and just wish angela would love the nard dog.
Word word word. Although, if Angela really insists upon going back to Dwight, I will settle for Oscar loving the Nard Dog. Giddily.
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Date: 2009-01-26 12:27 am (UTC)I hope you write a few more stories with this bittersweet couple.
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Date: 2011-10-06 05:58 am (UTC)Argh, their relationship was doomed and painful but we as the audience couldn't help but kept watching. You captured that perfectly in your fic! At least Andy has
OscarErin now. That relationship is killing the audience now (or lost their interests like Robert California).BTW, I am actually not a slash fan but putting Andy/Oscar sounds so right (TIWSS)