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Hurrah for the first kiss fic meme! :) This one is for firthgal.

breaking & entering: (the start of) a love story Modern Family, Mitchell/Cam, ~1,200 words

( 'Oh my God,' Mitchell says. 'This is insane.' )

At this point in time, my life is like 50% copious amounts of boredom and 50% copious amounts of Modern Family love. Today, those powerful forces have combined. And oh gosh, this was a big fun waste of time. I was actually pretty sad to discover that, DUDE, this song is way too short!, and I could have happily gone on for a thousand minutes more. Or, well, like two minutes more at least.

YouTube informs me, ominously & vaguely, that the audio is blocked in some countries. If those countries are your country, I apologize!

(YouTube Link)

Title: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
Pairing: Phil/Claire
Word Count: 1,300
Rating: PG
Spoilers: set during "Fears"
Summary: “Oh my God, you and Dad together suddenly makes so much sense.” Phil, Claire, and dancing: a history.
Author's Note: It frightens me, the extent to which Pepsi gives me writing powers. If only this fearsome energy could channel itself into my thesis instead ...

This is for the prompt "Phil/Claire, motion sickness" from noteasilywon!

Also: the more I think about this, the more I realize how much I get confused by the Phil/Claire timeline on this show. Sometimes it seems like they've been together since high school! Sometimes not 'til college! And, okay, considering the most recent episode, I'm guessing the latter is correct, but let's say for the sake of this fic that ... they started dating at the end of high school? Because ... prom is in the spring?

It's two in the morning. Thinking is hard.

( The first time she danced with Phil (and after sixteen years, it’s usually hard to remember the first time she anythinged with Phil), he threw up on her shoes. )