OMG. Your Michael voice is spot-on. Unbelievable. And awesome, because Michael is awesome! I also love that your pairing was Michael/Denial because ... yeah. Hilarious.
So many great things:
“that blouse is just – with your eyes? – wow. Where did you – never mind, never mind, I’ll just ask Dwight”
Nice... I always figured that Michael had given Dwight the job of figuring out what Jan wore and everything about her just in case he ever had to buy her something, you know - for her birthday, or maybe a boss's day gift, or something, you never know.
... but occasionally they’ll schedule dinner or a movie that they (both of them. Mutually) usually just don’t have time to get around to.
LOL. I about died when I read this because I imagine that Michael really isn't dating Carole anymore but he's convinced himself that she's just really busy and Carole's too nice to tell him that she doesn't want to date him anymore, so she just postpones plans, hoping he'll get the hint.
And yes, I absolutely think Jan has this love/hate relationship for Michael and she's spending more time than necessary in Scranton, and not just because Michael's incompetent but because she's drawn to him in a way that just makes her crazy. Oh, man, I hope you'll write a "Five Reasons Jan is Glad She's Not Dating Michael" story. Seriously.
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Date: 2006-10-22 04:44 am (UTC)So many great things:
“that blouse is just – with your eyes? – wow. Where did you – never mind, never mind, I’ll just ask Dwight”
Nice... I always figured that Michael had given Dwight the job of figuring out what Jan wore and everything about her just in case he ever had to buy her something, you know - for her birthday, or maybe a boss's day gift, or something, you never know.
... but occasionally they’ll schedule dinner or a movie that they (both of them. Mutually) usually just don’t have time to get around to.
LOL. I about died when I read this because I imagine that Michael really isn't dating Carole anymore but he's convinced himself that she's just really busy and Carole's too nice to tell him that she doesn't want to date him anymore, so she just postpones plans, hoping he'll get the hint.
And yes, I absolutely think Jan has this love/hate relationship for Michael and she's spending more time than necessary in Scranton, and not just because Michael's incompetent but because she's drawn to him in a way that just makes her crazy. Oh, man, I hope you'll write a "Five Reasons Jan is Glad She's Not Dating Michael" story. Seriously.