The Shiny Happy Comment Ficathon!
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Winter is coming; daylight is fleeting; for the students among us, end-of-semester hell is just about to rear its ugly head. What better way to combat such woes than with a super-cheerful comment ficathon?
Ergo:

The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
Ergo:
The Rules Are Thus:
1. Cheerful prompts! I feel like there's not much regulation here in terms of pairings: almost every ship or pair of characters is capable of a fluffy/happy/silly moment, and if they're not in canon, then why can't they be in fic? However, any prompt involving, say, lyrics from Eminem and Rihanna's "Love The Way You Lie" is probably not appropriate in terms of tone. Unless it's the "guess that's why they call it WINDOW PANE" line, which will never stop being hilarious.
2. Prompt format should go thus:
Fandom -- Pairing or characters -- prompt
3. For the fic you've written, please put the following in your comment's subject line: 'Fandom -- pairing -- title.'
4. Be nice!
5. Spread the fun, if you are so inclined!
6. Go forth and have a merry happy good time. :)
MASTER LIST
(in rather sloppy chronological order;
this will probably be maintained rather poorly, my apologies!)
Merlin - Merlin/Morgana - it's not easy having yourself a good time bydollsome
30 Rock - Jack/Liz - How Jack Donaghy Got His Groove Back, With Whales bydollsome
How I Met Your Mother - Barney/Robin - Operation: Stake It To Ted bynoteasilywon
BtVS/AtS - Buffy/Spike & Cordelia/Angel - Midnight in the Olive Garden of Good and Evil byangearia
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana - Well, this is awkward bycopperiisulfate
The Mummy - Rick/Evie - Reading Is Sexy byvega_ofthe_lyre
Gilmore Girls - Rory/Jess - I'm Dreaming of a bymiraxcorran
True Blood/BtVS - Franklin & Spike - An Abundance of Window Pane bydollsome
Glee - Rachel/Jesse - I'll Never Tell bylettersandliars
Supernatural - Sam/Jess - Darling, we'll go a-drowning bytaintedlove
Doctor Who - Amy/Rory - Worker Bees bylettersandliars
Glee - Brittany/Santana - "I'm just mad for you, and I'll always be, but naturally--" byamazingly_me
Twin Peaks - Cooper/Audrey - Hey girl, you've got a fine laugh, and I think that I can get used to that bylyssie
Being Human - Annie, George, Mitchell - "Annie, you can't keep the kitten. What if George eats it?" bynonky
Sherlock - Sherlock/John - Less than Clandestine byamazingly_me
HIMYM - Marshall/Lily, cast - it's not what i thought it would be (but what really is?) byportland_rain
The Office - Michael & Toby - Don't Go Breakin' My Heart byfirthgal
Supernatural - Castiel - Heaven wasn't always hell byoceansex
BtVS - Buffy/Angel - Love is forever, right? byangearia
Dollhouse - DeWitt/Dominic - We Slay Dragons Together byderevko_child
The West Wing - Toby, Sam, & Josh - A Distinct Lack of Gravitas byamazingly_me
Supernatural - Anna/Ruby - Devil Meaning Well byoceansex
Anne of Green Gables - Anne/Gilbert - We should have a breakfast nook! bytaintedlove
Legend of the Seeker - Richard/Kahlan - Just for tonight, darling, let's get lost bydollsome
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME bynonky
Community - Jeff/Annie - O brave new world bydollsome
Glee - Brittany/Santana - You don't know how far I'd go byanthimeriate
Angel - Fred & Cordelia - Of Friendship and Tacos bysuperkappa
The Office - Jim/Pam & CeCe - Everyone's a Critic byfirthgal
Community - Britta/Troy (and the gang) - El tango de sexual tension bydollsome
Glee - Kurt & Finn - Life is too short for traffic bystorypaint
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline & Stefan - The Pros and Cons of Sparkling bylaw_like_love
Dollhouse - Topher - Aced The Tests, Never Did The Homework bykay_obsessive
Glee - Rachel & Kurt - Detour a Bad Day bystorypaint
Lost - Kate/Sawyer - Just Like New Times byfragmentedsky
Doctor Who - Eleven/Rose - Top Hats Optional bylaeria
The Vampire Diaries - Caroline, Elena, & Bonnie - Slumber Party bydranime203
The Vampire Diaries - Stefan/Elena/Damon - They say it's your birthday byausten
Battlestar Galactica - Adama/Roslin - carpe astra bypocochina
Merlin - Arthur/Merlin - Just One Hug byniftywithan
Harry Potter - Harry/Hermione/Ron - every stone you stood upon shifted, except for me bymollivanders
Doctor Who - River/Doctor - You're very pretty, you know. You're very rare, you know. bylyssie
Alias - Jack/Irina - A Murder Free Dinner byderevko_child
BtVS/Veronica Mars - Buffy and Veronica - girls in a gun store bymollivanders
Veronica Mars - Wallace & Veronica - shooting some hoops bypolychromic
Battlestar Galactica - Gaius/Caprica Six - What's in a name, anyway? bymini_miss
Friday Night Lights - Coach/Mrs. Coach - Lazy Saturday afternoon bymollivanders
Caprica - Lacy & Barnabas - Emergence byodyle
Merlin - Arthur/Morgana (+ kind of ot4) - Objectivity byfragmentedsky
Harry Potter - Remus/Sirius - The Old Fablemakers byamazingly_me
The West Wing - Josh and Donna - And Most Fools Do byamazingly_me
Community - Britta/Professor Duncan - Alternative Lifestyles in Modern Discourse bynonky
The Vampire Diaries - Tyler & Caroline - TOGETHER, THEY FIGHT CRIME bynonky
BtVS - Spike/Drusilla - Callooh, Callay bymarketchippie
Secret Diary of a Call Girl - Ben/Hannah - Best Friends with Wandering Eyes bynonky
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth - Winning is worth it bybellonablack
Battlestar Galactica - Kara/Sam - I'll sleep when I'm dead bynonky
Castle - Castle/Beckett - The Serenade of Romantic Doom bynonky
Modern Family - Mitchell/Cameron - Two Approaches To Baby-Naming bypolychromic
The Vampire Diaries - Salvatore brothers & co. - Surprise is Not Only for the Living byohwaluvusbab
Pirates of the Caribbean - Anamaria - What shall we die for bycaffeineandink
Batman - Harley Quinn/Batman - I have dreams of orca whales and owls byclockwork_jo
AtS - Angel/Cordy, Connor, the team - Icy Peril bymuseofspeed
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - The Timeless Taste of Cracker Jacks byamoenavi
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Deep Fried And Extra Fatty bymagisterequitum
Lost - Dan/Charlotte - Keeping still to move byvalhalla37
Skins - Freddie, Emily - And I won't let you choke byclockwork_jo
BtVS - Buffy/Spike - Her Dark Place Is Also Quiet byohwaluvusbab
HIMYM - Barney/Robin - I know you get me (so I let my walls come down) bydollsome
BtVS - Spike & Dawn - The Cons of Anarchy byohwaluvusbab
HIMYM - Ted/Victoria - Social Networking byceridweyn_lin
Harry Potter - Tom Riddle/Bellatrix Lestrange - All is loneliness before me byamazingly_me
The West Wing - Ainsley - Last Friday night, yeah we danced on tabletops byamazingly_me
Lilo & Stitch/Calvin & Hobbes - What I Did On My Summer Vacation byamazingly_me
Pushing Daisies - Ned/Chuck - Loophole bypolychromic
Glee - Brittany & Finn - Hip-hop and Hippos bypolychromic
The Vampire Diaries - Damon/Elena - Get Thee Behind Me, Temptation byredbrunja
The West Wing - Sam/Ainsley - Baby, it's cold outside bymagisterequitum
ER - Ray/Neela - Edge of Desire byxmarisolx
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Date: 2010-11-09 01:39 pm (UTC)lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (1/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:09 pm (UTC)----
All the paperwork is going to be a pain in the ass. And the press attention has been even worse - she’s now the survivor of two notorious plane crashes, and the time she spent back on the island was more than enough for every single fucking news outlet on the planet to figure out that five of the Oceanic Six were on that second plane, and that she’s the only one who came back.
She’s barely seen anyone but Claire since they landed. Claire, who clings to her like she actually knows what to expect and can handle it. I sucked at this world, Kate wants to tell her. I always kind of did. What makes you think I can help you?
In a way, she’s perpetually on edge when Claire is there. Not because the blonde woman tried to kill her, but because of what came before. She feels guilty for leaving Claire in the woods, and that kind of annoys her. What choice did she really have at the time?
Doesn’t she have enough to feel guilty about?
She wants some time alone, more than almost anything, but there’s this endless parade of consequences even though she’s locked up in the hospital while they fuss over her shoulder. She appreciates that they have clean gauze here and all, but the medical system had far less pointless bureaucratic nonsense on the island. Plus, the staff was cuter.
She winces, just a little, and pulls the over-starched white hospital sheets up to her chin. It hasn’t hit her that he’s gone, and the anticipation is grinding her gut like hamburger meat.
“Hey, Freckles.”
The nickname is back and for a tiny part of her, all the years are undone - he’s impossible and gorgeous and needs a shave and she kind of hates him and their biggest problem is polar bears. He’s standing in the doorway of her hospital room, glancing periodically back into the hallway, with that same look he had on his face when he asked her to play I Never back when they were hunting his bovine would-be stalker.
(She has the wild, momentary impulse to find somebody’s urine cup and dump it on one of his spare shirts, just to see if he remembers. The idea is laughably gross, but probably not as much as it should be.)
“What are you doing, Sawyer?”
He grins again. “Bustin’ you out. C’mon, there’s somewhere I wanna go.”
She knows, on some level, that he’s grown up so much in the time she spent away. That as her life was falling apart in the real world his was coming together and blooming on the island, and she wants to resent it but mostly she can only marvel at it. And lurking underneath is this ache; she can feel how he’s rubbed raw like a buzz under her skin, but he’s not ready to deal with it on top of the culture shock so in the meantime they just fall back to old habits, old times.
The responsible part of her (if there ever was one, without Aaron) tells her she should probably stay put. Fuck that. She sneaks over to where her duffle bag is, slips into a T-shirt and jeans. He makes a show of not looking, smirking to himself and shifting his weight playfully back and forth between his feet. As soon as she’s got shoes on he pulls her out of the room, down the back stairwell. They make a game of it, walking primly past the glass windows on the doors leading to each floor they pass and then thundering down the steps between.
lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:10 pm (UTC)But two days home and he goes straight for it, like a kid at Christmas. He disappears into the aisles as soon as they’re in the door, and Kate wanders on her own. She was never much of a reader; she runs her hands halfheartedly along the spines of the books, but only picks up one or two. He’s gone for at least forty-five minutes, and comes back with seven beaten paperbacks, looking more comfortable than she’s seen him since before she left him in that Dharma bed and then he left her in that doomed helicopter.
“What, Freckles, you can’t read?” He says, in high humor, nodding at her empty hands.
She can’t help but laugh and shake her head. “Apparently not. Why did you even bring me?”
He shrugs. He doesn’t know, but that doesn’t seem to bother him. There’s no nonsense about wanting to share this place with her, but all she’s wanted since she got home is some time to herself to not think at all, and he’s given it to her. She’d like to think there’s a unifying element to what they find here: life goes on. Even if it hasn’t yet, it will. And no matter how different they are, no matter how long it’s been or how much they’ve both lost, he’d rather have her there when it does.
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:30 pm (UTC)Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:39 pm (UTC)Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:42 pm (UTC)(Merlin/Morgana icon hurrah!)
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:58 pm (UTC)(I ship Morgana with EVERYBODY, LJ has just decided to delete all my keywords so I'm limited until I decide to be less lazy and put them back in, hence why Sawyerland is my only Lost one.)
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:48 pm (UTC)She appreciates that they have clean gauze here and all, but the medical system had far less pointless bureaucratic nonsense on the island. Plus, the staff was cuter.
This bit made me giggle and aww over Jack being cuter because he totally is.
They make a game of it, walking primly past the glass windows on the doors leading to each floor they pass and then thundering down the steps between.
Oh, god, they would do this! They sooo would! Who cares about having to be all responsible and grown up!
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-09 10:59 pm (UTC)But I'm glad you liked it. ♥
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-10 12:51 am (UTC)You should check out the Santana/Brittney stories that have been written for this. Awesome stuff.
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-12 03:47 pm (UTC)AUGH, this is so completely rad.
Re: lost - kate/sawyer - just like new times (2/2)
Date: 2010-11-15 04:25 am (UTC)