dollsome

Expect to be spammed tonight by my blubbering over how brilliant you are. Because seriously, this? Is brilliant. All of it. Perfection. You even made me enjoy Jim/Pam, and I rarely enjoy Jim/Pam. AND ANDY BEING SO EXCITED ABOUT SHARING HIS BED WITH ANGELA! AND THEN ACCIDENTALLY VOLUNTEERING TO SLEEP ON THE FLOOR FOR HER! AND OSCAR BEING HURT ON HIS BEHALF! OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOU! Also, the stage direction for Kelly's silent talking head was hilarious. I laughed quite hard at that. AND HER OUTFIT! OMG! That is so perfectly Kelly. AND STANLEY SLEEPING ON THE COUCH AT 5:00 SHARP!!! AND DWIGHT GROSSING OUT MICHAEL IN HIS UNDERWEAR! AND MICHAEL WEARING HUGH HEFNER PAJAMAS! AND ANDY BEING 60% SURE THAT HE'LL GET TO SLEEP IN ANGELA'S AREA! The best part, though?

God, I want the deepest penetration you could ever even possibly imagine. I want you all to go as deep as you think you can possibly go, and then go even deeper than that. I want you guys to dare … and truth … to penetrate me. As I dream of penetrating you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I so want to put that on a plaque and hang it on my wall. That sounds exactly like Michael, and I wouldn't be surprised if it shows up on the show one day (although getting it past the censors would be pretty hard). Oooooh, I loved that. As well as the joint that's what she saids. This. You. Brilliant. Love.