!!! I am amazed by your brain and its strange contents, and am pleased that more of these contents have come forth for our edification. YAY. Mose and Angela! Hooray!
(And I am STILL not over the fact that he killed her cat even though Sprinkles was so sick and even though he tried to do it so nicely and sang her FAVORITE SONGS; the fact remains that it went horribly wrong and you're right, NO MORE FREEZER, EVER, and I'm still traumatized and have to give my own cats extra hugs now and again. THANKS, DWIGHT.)
Mose offering her his sleeve! Mose being SO COMPLETELY GAY! I love you so much, I do.
She blinks rapidly. “I occasionally enjoy – frozen yogurt, and certain vegetables – but now, thanks to Dwight, I’ve been driven to buy canned green beans, which are disgusting—”
OH, ANGELA. And for your information, you have her voice so down pat it frightens me. And yes, canned green beans are completely disgusting (although the French-cut kind can actually be made into a perfectly good side dish if one drains them and then cooks them with balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper and perhaps a touch of worchestershire sauce).
Not a Tuesday went by where she wasn’t forced to endure a half-hour recap of every detail of every episode of that never-ending festival of Satanism and incest.
::dies laughing::
“Oh,” he says, clearly caught off-guard, and scrambles to his feet. Dwight’s assessment that Mose would be an easy target for a ninja attack suddenly seems exceptionally valid. No wonder Dwight is so protective of him. “Um, see you later, then. Or, well, not, I guess.”
All of Mose and ALL OF DWIGHT in a single paragraph! NINJA ATTACK! Oh, I heart you so hard.
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Date: 2007-10-09 10:03 pm (UTC)(And I am STILL not over the fact that he killed her cat even though Sprinkles was so sick and even though he tried to do it so nicely and sang her FAVORITE SONGS; the fact remains that it went horribly wrong and you're right, NO MORE FREEZER, EVER, and I'm still traumatized and have to give my own cats extra hugs now and again. THANKS, DWIGHT.)
Mose offering her his sleeve! Mose being SO COMPLETELY GAY! I love you so much, I do.
She blinks rapidly. “I occasionally enjoy – frozen yogurt, and certain vegetables – but now, thanks to Dwight, I’ve been driven to buy canned green beans, which are disgusting—”
OH, ANGELA. And for your information, you have her voice so down pat it frightens me. And yes, canned green beans are completely disgusting (although the French-cut kind can actually be made into a perfectly good side dish if one drains them and then cooks them with balsamic vinegar, salt and pepper and perhaps a touch of worchestershire sauce).
Not a Tuesday went by where she wasn’t forced to endure a half-hour recap of every detail of every episode of that never-ending festival of Satanism and incest.
::dies laughing::
“Oh,” he says, clearly caught off-guard, and scrambles to his feet. Dwight’s assessment that Mose would be an easy target for a ninja attack suddenly seems exceptionally valid. No wonder Dwight is so protective of him. “Um, see you later, then. Or, well, not, I guess.”
All of Mose and ALL OF DWIGHT in a single paragraph! NINJA ATTACK! Oh, I heart you so hard.