The Best of It - Part 3 (Rory/Paris)

Title: The Best of It
Pairing: Rory/Paris, ft. pretty much the entire Gilmore Girls ensemble
Word Count: Part 3 - 5,300
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory's Modern Stars Hollow Family anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)

Author's Note: Aaand we're back from an itty bitty several-month break! Here's facts: I haven't done much proper GG watching in the past several months, and haven't seen the last season in years, so it is very possible -- indeed, probable! -- that there are some canon contradictions in this that I'm just not aware of. Because I am about to start school and don't really have time to devote my every hour to Gilmore Girls rewatching (though how I wish I did!), I'm just going to roll with it. It's fanfiction, right?

Also: oh my God I love everyone in this bar this show so much. It is truly a joy to hang with them again, via these zany scribbles.


Part 1
Part 2

( Part 3 - INTERVIEWER: So Paris, Rory. You two have known one another for twelve years now. )