Settlingly Ever After (Liz/Wesley)
May. 20th, 2010 01:07 amTitle: Settlingly Ever After (Or: Blame Brendan Fraser For Inconvenient Soulmatehood)
Pairing: Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes, otp for the ages
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,331
Spoilers: through 5x21 "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land"; also, some general spoilers for season 6 of Lost mentioned
Summary: "On the other side of attraction lies repulsion. And the other way around, I suppose. Come to think of it." In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz and Wesley together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
Author's Note: It was probably silly to write what is apparently The Liz/Wesley War & Peace the night before the finale, when I could have just waited & had definitive canon to work with, but then, I saw this:

And logic became nonexistent.
Thank you to
rainbowstevie who suggested awhile ago that, should I ever write Liz/Wesley fic, the title should be "Settlingly Ever After," because it is 1 in the morning and there's no way I would have been able to think of something otherwise.
( I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost.' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. )
Pairing: Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes, otp for the ages
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,331
Spoilers: through 5x21 "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land"; also, some general spoilers for season 6 of Lost mentioned
Summary: "On the other side of attraction lies repulsion. And the other way around, I suppose. Come to think of it." In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz and Wesley together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
Author's Note: It was probably silly to write what is apparently The Liz/Wesley War & Peace the night before the finale, when I could have just waited & had definitive canon to work with, but then, I saw this:
And logic became nonexistent.
Thank you to
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( I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost.' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. )