last man (?) in the world (Ten/Donna)

Title: last man (?) in the world
Pairing: Ten/Donna
Word Count: 1,471
Rating: G
Spoilers: pretty general season 4; references to "The Unicorn and the Wasp"
Summary: The Doctor and Donna's 'not a couple' routine does not entirely convince one Miss Jane Austen. Donna is distressed; the Doctor gets to hear about it.
Author’s Note: This, then, is what happens when Doctor Who’s eaten my brain, and then the Pride & Prejudice episode of Wishbone is on. Yaaaaay?

Also, I really do fail at titles when it comes to, you know, anything. In this case, we are referencing Elizabeth's whole "last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry" line, only, well, the Doctor's not a man so much as a man-shaped alien! Ergo question mark! And let's not even get into the part where perhaps "universe" would be more applicable than "world" and so on and so on. Maybe I should just start doing things Friends-episode-style: "The One Where Jane Austen Implies That The Doctor and Donna Are Totally In Love, For Real."

Righto!

( They do the whole customary song-and-dance bit... )