Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit (Chapter 1)

Title: Lamentations of a Starry-Eyed Twit
Chapter: 1 - Concerning Centaurs, Sad History, and Dungeon-Dwelling Morons
Character/Pairing: Auriga Sinistra; Snape/Sinistra
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5,845
Summary: Endless rambling, the occasional lesson plan, and a certain potions professor who isn't the slightest bit interesting. The not-so-scintillating diary of Auriga J. Sinistra, Astronomy Professor and Spaz.
Author's Note: Er, I don't know. I've wanted to revise Lamentations for well over a year now, just because the first several chapters were written when I was like fourteen and are therefore, well, like something a fourteen year old would write. The Auriga characterization didn't really sink in properly 'til around chapter eight, and I've always wanted to go back and make things more consistent. Unfortunately, I have done so now while under the influence of a great deal of caffeine and having spent the day angsting over a ten page paper for Canadian Lit, so . . . possibly this isn't a whole lot better than something written when I was fourteen.

I think this chapter was originally like one thousand words, maybe.

Auriga, she likes to ramble.

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