"Is there a word that’s like platonic, but it’s specifically used for sex so underwhelming that it once you stop having it, you literally forget their junk exists and start seeing them as someone who’s flat and smooth as a Ken doll down there?”
I can absolutely hear Britta saying that. Oh, Britta.
And of course Jeff makes up some of his stories about the existential despair of Greendale (as exemplified by Leonard's newest crazy misbehavior). Of course he does.
You know what’s a waste of time? his brain keeps telling him lately, no matter how often he orders it to shut the hell up. Not kissing Annie.)
Of course your brain is telling you that, Jeff. Of course it is.
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Date: 2015-03-28 04:30 pm (UTC)I can absolutely hear Britta saying that. Oh, Britta.
And of course Jeff makes up some of his stories about the existential despair of Greendale (as exemplified by Leonard's newest crazy misbehavior). Of course he does.
You know what’s a waste of time? his brain keeps telling him lately, no matter how often he orders it to shut the hell up. Not kissing Annie.)
Of course your brain is telling you that, Jeff. Of course it is.