Rory takes a deep breath. “One: how do you know that was Logan? Two: why do you think this mistletoe is specifically for you and me? I bet someone just hung it up earlier for seasonal, decoratey fun. Three: why is it even bothering you in the first place? It’s not like it’s magic mistletoe. We don’t have to kiss. We can just walk under it and go home. If you want, you can even take it down and burn it for offending your honor. My only request is that you don’t give our dorm the Thornfield treatment in the process.”
Paris takes an even deeper breath. “One: Rory, your boyfriend’s a hoodlum. You know it, and I know it. A recovering hoodlum, sure. You’ve worked wonders. But a hoodlum nonetheless! The rest of these worker bees wouldn’t have the pluck. Two: do you see anyone else around? NO. Even if it wasn’t for us originally, we are obviously the only remaining victims now. And why didn’t the last person to leave before us take it down? No, this was a targeted attack. Three: ...”
The reason-listing! So very Gilmore Girls.
“I like your chapstick,” she remarks slyly. I can just picture Rory gathering up the pluck to make this little comment, lol. And then in my mind's eye they go home and make out a lot!!
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Date: 2013-12-26 08:15 pm (UTC)OHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN
Rory takes a deep breath. “One: how do you know that was Logan? Two: why do you think this mistletoe is specifically for you and me? I bet someone just hung it up earlier for seasonal, decoratey fun. Three: why is it even bothering you in the first place? It’s not like it’s magic mistletoe. We don’t have to kiss. We can just walk under it and go home. If you want, you can even take it down and burn it for offending your honor. My only request is that you don’t give our dorm the Thornfield treatment in the process.”
Paris takes an even deeper breath. “One: Rory, your boyfriend’s a hoodlum. You know it, and I know it. A recovering hoodlum, sure. You’ve worked wonders. But a hoodlum nonetheless! The rest of these worker bees wouldn’t have the pluck. Two: do you see anyone else around? NO. Even if it wasn’t for us originally, we are obviously the only remaining victims now. And why didn’t the last person to leave before us take it down? No, this was a targeted attack. Three: ...”
The reason-listing! So very Gilmore Girls.
“I like your chapstick,” she remarks slyly. I can just picture Rory gathering up the pluck to make this little comment, lol. And then in my mind's eye they go home and make out a lot!!