dollsome: (easy a ♦ thumbs up)
This was written for [ profile] blithers's prompt "Trick-or-treating works differently in England. (Of course it does.)" over at the Halloween Comment Ficathon. :) I, of course, feel frightfully guilty breaking up Liz and Criss even in fanfiction - Liz Lemon's happiness has become intensely cherishable and almost sacred to me, okay!! -- but, hey. You just know this could be the greatest comeback love story of all time.

Ween Hallow’s Eve And The Single Gal - 30 Rock ; Liz/Wesley ; 1,193 words. What to do when you break up with your boyfriend, sabotage your own job, and lose everything. (Answer: hide out with Wesley Snipes in England on October 31, obviously.)

'Wait,' Liz says, bewildered ... )


Mar. 21st, 2011 08:33 pm
dollsome: (30R ● liz&wesley › chums)
[ profile] lizwesley

Go forth & join, if you are so inclined!
dollsome: (GLEE ● brittany&santana › hearts)
It's been awhile since I posted anything fanfictiony! Ergo, from a recent fic meme ...

burn, pine, perish (whatever) (30 rock, liz/wesley)

For a fortnight after he's been cast aside by his (ex) betrothed in favor of that damned sky pirate, Wesley pines. )

beauty and family (glee, brittany/santana)

'The cat's not speaking to me,' Brittany says. )
dollsome: (30r ♦ future husband)
Title: Darling, Can You Hear Me, S.O.S. (Or, This Was A Lot Sexier When It Happened On The Nanny)
Pairing: Liz/Wesley
Spoilers: through 4x22
Word Count: 2,751
Summary: Liz and Wesley run into each other on a couples' cruise. And then get shipwrecked. Alone. Together.
Author's Note: [ profile] vega_ofthe_lyre gave me the prompt 'Shipwrecked,' as could apply to anyone or anything. Yesterday, I was struck with this grand epiphany. Mwa ha ha.

So guess what, world-- )
dollsome: (30r ♦ future husband)
Title: Settlingly Ever After (Or: Blame Brendan Fraser For Inconvenient Soulmatehood)
Pairing: Liz Lemon/Wesley Snipes, otp for the ages
Rating: PG
Word Count: 5,331
Spoilers: through 5x21 "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land"; also, some general spoilers for season 6 of Lost mentioned
Summary: "On the other side of attraction lies repulsion. And the other way around, I suppose. Come to think of it." In which a Saturday night showing of Furry Vengeance brings Liz and Wesley together, and they kinda just keep being brought together. Over, and over, and over ...
Author's Note: It was probably silly to write what is apparently The Liz/Wesley War & Peace the night before the finale, when I could have just waited & had definitive canon to work with, but then, I saw this:

And logic became nonexistent.

Thank you to [ profile] rainbowstevie who suggested awhile ago that, should I ever write Liz/Wesley fic, the title should be "Settlingly Ever After," because it is 1 in the morning and there's no way I would have been able to think of something otherwise.

I'll tell you what I do want. I want someone who will be monogamous, and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I'm watching 'Lost.' And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet, and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince! And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I'm old. )
dollsome: (30R ♦ all you need is love)
Title: Gorillas and Penguins and Bonding, Oh My - Or, How Tracy Jordan's Tongue Led To A Lovely Zoo Outing
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: G
Word Count: 1,031
Summary: When the going gets tough, agents Donaghy and Lemon retreat to the wild. Or, well. The zoo.
Author's Note: I have no idea where this came from! Seriously, none. I wasn't aware I was even capable of writing anything anymore. Thank you, Jack Donaghy, for randomly popping into my brain. It is muchly appreciated.

Remember that ancient, ancient alphabet fic meme? Yeah, this is for that! The ever-lovely [ profile] yourmomroxxs prompted "Jack/Liz, zoo."

Here we go!

Also, after having consulted my expert, I am aware that the Jonas Brothers were not actually at the MTV Movie Awards. To which I say, SCREW IT. The Jonas Brothers are where I want them to be. Anywhere, anytime. I've just got that kind of power.

Things are hectic at work, on account of Tracy licking a Jonas Brother at the MTV Movie Awards. )
dollsome: (30R ♦ all you need is love)
Title: Is It A Sin, Is It A Crime, Yeah, Yeah, It Is
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Rating: PG
Word Count: 4,486
Summary: “Lemon,” Jack says, “there’s something about you that’s been troubling me lately, on a personal level.” Dun dun dunnnn.
Author's Note: I tend to stay away from 30 Rock fic, because this show is so much more brilliant, insane, and funny than I could ever dream to be, and so I usually just don't touch it. But the immense fantasticness of 3x01 combined with like half a Pepsi, and the result was this fic's existence. I had no power over it.

Also, this is set in the distant future where Jack has his job back, I guess, but the notion of a distant future where Sarah Palin references are still relevant makes me really sad and kind of frightened. So, I'm not really sure what to do with that one. Mostly, I just couldn't resist the Sarah Palin referencing. (And kudos to everyone who has written Jack/Liz stuff concerning ol' SP already; it is no doubt more entertaining than this.)

There is one little reference to 3x01, just in case anyone hasn't seen it yet!

Okay! Here we go?

When Jonathan says 'Mr. Donaghy will see you now,' it’s with a little more venom than usual... )
dollsome: (30R ♦ all you need is love)
For [ profile] quesrah--

Jack/Liz, poptart. )
dollsome: (30R ♦ all you need is love)
Title: who's scruffy looking?
Pairing: Jack/Liz
Spoilers: slight ones up to "The Fighting Irish"
Word Count: 905
Summary: Five reasons Liz thinks that maybe Jack is interested. You know. Like that.
Author's Note: Oh, Liz Lemon. You just make me happy. And thank you to [ profile] yourmomroxxs for brainstorming with me and [ profile] sunshine_queen for being a Han/Leia expert and [ profile] thepodsquad for MAGICALLY LIGHTING UP MY LIFE. And stuff. :D

Also, if you haven't seen Kelly Wants Shoes or Text Message Break-Up, get out from under that rock and go redeem yourself. (Although, okay, I didn't know about Text Message Break-Up 'till a few days ago. So I guess I can't talk.)

He’s really stuck on that mentoring thing. It just seems … kinda weird. )
dollsome: (30R ♦ all you need is love)
Five things! Yessss! I am PRODUCTIVE.

For [ profile] jesshelga!

Five reasons that Liz could never be Jack’s date, that no one could ever believe it (because she’s so grotesque)--

If you were any other woman on earth, I'd be turned on right now. )

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