auf wiedersehen, darling (Jim/Karen)
Title: Auf wiedersehen, darling
Pairing: Jim/Karen
Word Count: 372
Summary: Jim and Karen discover that The Sound of Music just isn't quite as cheerful when you're a grown-up.
Author's Note: For challenge #1, 'movies,' over at
office500. WHICH WILL LIVE, DAMMIT! If only because I force it to. And, look, I'm blending my Elsa issues with my Karen issues! I've got mad skillz, y'all.
“Ouch,” Jim says through a mouthful of popcorn, shaking his head in pretend dismay. “Boarding school threats. Ice cold.”
Karen hasn’t seen The Sound of Music since she was ten, and it’s not like she was exactly broken up about that or anything, but it’s Sunday afternoon and apparently, they’re one of those really thrilling couples who can’t find anything better to do than watch ABC Family. (Which, if you want to know the truth, she doesn’t really mind. Lazy afternoons with Jim make this feel less like Scranton and more like home, whatever that means.)
“You know,” she decides after a moment’s consideration, “I think she gets a bad rep.”
“Oh yeah?”
Karen shrugs. “Well, yeah.”
“Enlighten me, Filippelli.” He turns to look at her when he says it, and there’s a little bit of a smile curling the corners of his mouth up.
“Well,” she says, and pulls her legs up onto the couch so she’s sitting criss-cross, her right knee over Jim’s leg, “it’s pretty obvious the Captain’s got all kinds of emotional issues, and Elsa’s the one who gets to have all the fun breaking down those barriers. And then as soon as all the hard work’s done, this cute little nun breezes on in and steals him away.” She pauses – for impact (and maybe so she can take a second to convince herself that she’s not paranoid or overidentifying or anything). “That sucks.”
Jim frowns a little. “I never really thought of it that way.”
“That’s okay,” she says, and doesn’t realize until afterward that it sounds like she’s forgiving him for an apology he didn’t even make. “I don’t think you’re supposed to.”
“But still,” Jim protests, and grimaces back at the TV screen. “Now this is just depressing.”
Karen bites her lower lip. “Yeah.”
They change the channel just as Maria’s coming back, because who needs shiny happy musical reunions when you’ve got reruns of That 70s Show? Jim chuckles along with the laugh track; the sound is warm and comfortable, and she feels so stupid for worrying in the first place. (And yet.) He wraps his arm around her like it’s the easiest thing in the world; she leans into him.
Pairing: Jim/Karen
Word Count: 372
Summary: Jim and Karen discover that The Sound of Music just isn't quite as cheerful when you're a grown-up.
Author's Note: For challenge #1, 'movies,' over at
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“Ouch,” Jim says through a mouthful of popcorn, shaking his head in pretend dismay. “Boarding school threats. Ice cold.”
Karen hasn’t seen The Sound of Music since she was ten, and it’s not like she was exactly broken up about that or anything, but it’s Sunday afternoon and apparently, they’re one of those really thrilling couples who can’t find anything better to do than watch ABC Family. (Which, if you want to know the truth, she doesn’t really mind. Lazy afternoons with Jim make this feel less like Scranton and more like home, whatever that means.)
“You know,” she decides after a moment’s consideration, “I think she gets a bad rep.”
“Oh yeah?”
Karen shrugs. “Well, yeah.”
“Enlighten me, Filippelli.” He turns to look at her when he says it, and there’s a little bit of a smile curling the corners of his mouth up.
“Well,” she says, and pulls her legs up onto the couch so she’s sitting criss-cross, her right knee over Jim’s leg, “it’s pretty obvious the Captain’s got all kinds of emotional issues, and Elsa’s the one who gets to have all the fun breaking down those barriers. And then as soon as all the hard work’s done, this cute little nun breezes on in and steals him away.” She pauses – for impact (and maybe so she can take a second to convince herself that she’s not paranoid or overidentifying or anything). “That sucks.”
Jim frowns a little. “I never really thought of it that way.”
“That’s okay,” she says, and doesn’t realize until afterward that it sounds like she’s forgiving him for an apology he didn’t even make. “I don’t think you’re supposed to.”
“But still,” Jim protests, and grimaces back at the TV screen. “Now this is just depressing.”
Karen bites her lower lip. “Yeah.”
They change the channel just as Maria’s coming back, because who needs shiny happy musical reunions when you’ve got reruns of That 70s Show? Jim chuckles along with the laugh track; the sound is warm and comfortable, and she feels so stupid for worrying in the first place. (And yet.) He wraps his arm around her like it’s the easiest thing in the world; she leans into him.
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Karen breaks my heart into itty bitty pieces. I want her to stay foreverrr, even though it might just be better for her to get the hell out of Scranton while she still can.
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ISHE WAS WRONGED! Which might explain a little bit of why I'm so sympathetic toward the poor other women in triangles.But, um, anyway. :D
Thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it!
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Thanks for reading. :)
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....BUT WHAT IF THE NUN WAS THE ONE TO CAUSE ALL THOSE EMOTIONAL ISSUES IN THE FIRST PLACE, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE A SAY IN THE...JUST REWARDS.
I think I'm reading too much into this.
Besides, Julie Andrews as a nun was smokin'.
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Hahahaha!! That is a legitimate inquiry.
Julie Andrews might actually be the most wonderful woman in the world. I can't technically blame Georg on that one. But ELSA. (Yeah, clearly I am never getting over this. But at least I've got Karen on my side.)
Thanks for reading! :)
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Thanks for reading! :)
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Oh, Elsa.
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Thanks for reading. :)
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And, hee, I am obscurely pleased to be opening peoples' eyes to The Plight of Elsa, because . . . honestly! Poor thing. Doomed other women are so darn heartbreaking to me.
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And I want Karen to stay forever toooo. It breaks my heart that we can't just . . . keep her.
Heh, I am pleased to have opened your eyes to the plight of the Baroness. ;-)
(And oh goodness, your icon. Rashida, how are you so beautiful?)
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(Ha. I totally watched The Sound of Music when they had it on ABC Family this month. That channel, man, it can suck me in like none other.)
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(Dude, ABC Family is irresistible. I can't blame you in the slightest.)
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but i dont support the KIM relationship.
dont get me wrong. i like karen.. shes cool... but she is not the one for jim. and jim is being stupid for not going for pam!
i guess its too soon.. and too hard to go after her again..
im so depressed because of all this!
and i feel bad for karen. in my opinion, i dont think she should hang onto him so much if she feels he still wants pam.
i guess i probably shouldnt be posting this here. theres a lot of KIM fans....
but im a JAM fan all the way baybayy!
sorry.
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Thanks for reading, in spite of the shippy anguish! :)
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(p.s. Icon love! Liz Lemon! <3)
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(Liz is amazing! And those
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All of which is to say: nicely done and *sniffle*.
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And, aw, thank you so much for reading!
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Thanks for readinggg!
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(Which, if you want to know the truth, she doesn’t really mind. Lazy afternoons with Jim make this feel less like Scranton and more like home, whatever that means.)
Aw.
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Sorry for the mini-rant, but this fic just hit me hard b/c it's so.friggin.true. Great job!
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Thanks again!
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Thank youuu for reading! :)