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dollsome ([personal profile] dollsome) wrote2007-04-27 04:07 pm

auf wiedersehen, darling (Jim/Karen)

Title: Auf wiedersehen, darling
Pairing: Jim/Karen
Word Count: 372
Summary: Jim and Karen discover that The Sound of Music just isn't quite as cheerful when you're a grown-up.
Author's Note: For challenge #1, 'movies,' over at [livejournal.com profile] office500. WHICH WILL LIVE, DAMMIT! If only because I force it to. And, look, I'm blending my Elsa issues with my Karen issues! I've got mad skillz, y'all.




“Ouch,” Jim says through a mouthful of popcorn, shaking his head in pretend dismay. “Boarding school threats. Ice cold.”

Karen hasn’t seen The Sound of Music since she was ten, and it’s not like she was exactly broken up about that or anything, but it’s Sunday afternoon and apparently, they’re one of those really thrilling couples who can’t find anything better to do than watch ABC Family. (Which, if you want to know the truth, she doesn’t really mind. Lazy afternoons with Jim make this feel less like Scranton and more like home, whatever that means.)

“You know,” she decides after a moment’s consideration, “I think she gets a bad rep.”

“Oh yeah?”

Karen shrugs. “Well, yeah.”

“Enlighten me, Filippelli.” He turns to look at her when he says it, and there’s a little bit of a smile curling the corners of his mouth up.

“Well,” she says, and pulls her legs up onto the couch so she’s sitting criss-cross, her right knee over Jim’s leg, “it’s pretty obvious the Captain’s got all kinds of emotional issues, and Elsa’s the one who gets to have all the fun breaking down those barriers. And then as soon as all the hard work’s done, this cute little nun breezes on in and steals him away.” She pauses – for impact (and maybe so she can take a second to convince herself that she’s not paranoid or overidentifying or anything). “That sucks.”

Jim frowns a little. “I never really thought of it that way.”

“That’s okay,” she says, and doesn’t realize until afterward that it sounds like she’s forgiving him for an apology he didn’t even make. “I don’t think you’re supposed to.”

“But still,” Jim protests, and grimaces back at the TV screen. “Now this is just depressing.”

Karen bites her lower lip. “Yeah.”

They change the channel just as Maria’s coming back, because who needs shiny happy musical reunions when you’ve got reruns of That 70s Show? Jim chuckles along with the laugh track; the sound is warm and comfortable, and she feels so stupid for worrying in the first place. (And yet.) He wraps his arm around her like it’s the easiest thing in the world; she leans into him.

[identity profile] bittersweet-99.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
That was genius. :)

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :)

[identity profile] annakovsky.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man. Poor Karen. That's amazing.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you!

Karen breaks my heart into itty bitty pieces. I want her to stay foreverrr, even though it might just be better for her to get the hell out of Scranton while she still can.

[identity profile] anoel.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Aww that was cute. If only I wasn't so much of a Maria/Captain shipper, I might actually buy it. Which pretty much says a lot about the whole situation. The end is just perfect though with the comfort.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I played Elsa in The Sound of Music last year and now I can't quite watch that movie the same way. I SHE WAS WRONGED! Which might explain a little bit of why I'm so sympathetic toward the poor other women in triangles.

But, um, anyway. :D

Thanks for reading! I'm glad you liked it!
ext_10634: (office | karen/pam)

[identity profile] snoopypez.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
::sniffles:: I love you, Karen! :(

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Siiiigh. Right there with ya, my friend!

Thanks for reading. :)

[identity profile] fireworkfiasco.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
"it’s pretty obvious the Captain’s got all kinds of emotional issues, and Elsa’s the one who gets to have all the fun breaking down those barriers. And then as soon as all the hard work’s done, this cute little nun breezes on in and steals him away.”

....BUT WHAT IF THE NUN WAS THE ONE TO CAUSE ALL THOSE EMOTIONAL ISSUES IN THE FIRST PLACE, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE A SAY IN THE...JUST REWARDS.

I think I'm reading too much into this.

Besides, Julie Andrews as a nun was smokin'.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
....BUT WHAT IF THE NUN WAS THE ONE TO CAUSE ALL THOSE EMOTIONAL ISSUES IN THE FIRST PLACE, SHOULDN'T SHE HAVE A SAY IN THE...JUST REWARDS.

Hahahaha!! That is a legitimate inquiry.

Julie Andrews might actually be the most wonderful woman in the world. I can't technically blame Georg on that one. But ELSA. (Yeah, clearly I am never getting over this. But at least I've got Karen on my side.)

Thanks for reading! :)

[identity profile] moireach.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, nice!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Gracias! :D

[identity profile] agate.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh KAREN. I really don't want to see her get her heart broken. This was great.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Awwww, same here. It emotionally destroys me a little to think about it.

Thanks for reading! :)

[identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why'd you pic that title?

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
'Cause poor lovely Karen is doomed to have her heart broken by Jim, because he's all dumb and meant to be with Pam, and I only hope that they get a breakup scene as beautiful as Elsa and Georg's. Siiiiigh.

[identity profile] sunshine-queen.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Aha! It didn't even occur to me that you would have gotten it from that movie!

Oh, Elsa.

[identity profile] sweet-seventeen.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Karen. I think too many people over look the fact that she is so, so doomed. And she didn't do anything to deserve that. *sniff* I hope she gets to leave with dignity. *blinks* Oh, hey, I liked this story, too! Hahaha. Good stuff. :D

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I knowww! I think poor Karen devastates me as much as the current Jim/Pam situation devastates most people. Sigh!

Thanks for reading. :)

[identity profile] miss-bennie.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, KAREN. This was lovely and heartbreaking and of COURSE Karen is the Baroness and now I want to watch The Sound of Music and feel sad for her. Because now I suddenly feel sad for the Baroness, and that has not happened before.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, thank you! :)

And, hee, I am obscurely pleased to be opening peoples' eyes to The Plight of Elsa, because . . . honestly! Poor thing. Doomed other women are so darn heartbreaking to me.
ext_20028: (the office: karen (sings!))

[identity profile] michellek.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Karen. ♥ This was lovely.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! :)

[identity profile] pennylane83.livejournal.com 2007-04-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor, poor Karen. This was really wonderful, and oh MAN I want Karen to stay around so, so badly but I just know it's not going to end well. :( Oh, and thanks for opening my eyes to the plight of the Baroness- I really had never looked at it that way before!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you for reading!

And I want Karen to stay forever toooo. It breaks my heart that we can't just . . . keep her.

Heh, I am pleased to have opened your eyes to the plight of the Baroness. ;-)

(And oh goodness, your icon. Rashida, how are you so beautiful?)

[identity profile] irishmizzy.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Karen. *sniff* Woe. This was so, so lovely.

(Ha. I totally watched The Sound of Music when they had it on ABC Family this month. That channel, man, it can suck me in like none other.)

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, thank you so much. :)

(Dude, ABC Family is irresistible. I can't blame you in the slightest.)

[identity profile] missxterious.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
it was good.
but i dont support the KIM relationship.

dont get me wrong. i like karen.. shes cool... but she is not the one for jim. and jim is being stupid for not going for pam!
i guess its too soon.. and too hard to go after her again..

im so depressed because of all this!
and i feel bad for karen. in my opinion, i dont think she should hang onto him so much if she feels he still wants pam.
i guess i probably shouldnt be posting this here. theres a lot of KIM fans....
but im a JAM fan all the way baybayy!

sorry.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, yeah, it's such a tough triangle, because you like everybody! Which I totally give this show props for, because usually it's way too easy to hate the other woman. :D I love Jim/Karen, but I know I'm very much in the minority there, and I love Jim/Pam too. It's all just so darn hard! This show is genius.

Thanks for reading, in spite of the shippy anguish! :)

[identity profile] hobviously.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect and true. Thank you.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you! :)

[identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you!!

[identity profile] passionflows.livejournal.com 2007-04-29 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
This is really, really lovely. Much love!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you so much! :)

[identity profile] gulliblesnail.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Karen! This is so lovely, especially with the "it sounds like she’s forgiving him for an apology he didn’t even make" moment. It makes me sad for what might happen to them on the show, and I just hope that their relationship gets as much care as you put into it here.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you so much! :) This whole situation just breaks my heart, and I'm with you on hoping their relationship's handled with care -- the way that Pam/Roy was brought to a close gives me hope, though. God, this show rocks.

(p.s. Icon love! Liz Lemon! <3)

[identity profile] gulliblesnail.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, definitely. I was really nervous about how the Roy/Pam stuff was going to be handled and ended up impressed with how they resolved it for them. I really hope it's not so messy that Karen ends up leaving.

(Liz is amazing! And those [livejournal.com profile] toastandtea icons are just so fantastic, aren't they?)

[identity profile] honey-wheeler.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I was watching The Sound of Music when it was on the other weekend (like, uh, three times or something - whatever, I was avoiding studying for licensing exams!) and I realized I'd never noticed how royally screwed the poor Baroness got when I watched it as a kid. I mean, dude, sucksville for her, right? And poor Karen. Sigh.

All of which is to say: nicely done and *sniffle*.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
It's tragic, isn't it?? I always liked the Baroness when I was little, because . . . she was pretty, and that's all it really took to make me happy, but then when I did the play last year and actually kinda got into her brain and stuff . . . it's upsetting! And unfair! And super-sucky! And that's how I managed to ship The Sound of Music wrong. I am almost talented in that way. ;-)

And, aw, thank you so much for reading!

[identity profile] sfaith.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, dude. I noticed that dynamic when I was in that show in high school (one of my very good friends played Elsa) but I would never have thought to parallel it to the Pam/Jim/Karen situation. Excellently done, you!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, Sound of Music high school productions unite! :D Awesome.

Thanks for readinggg!

[identity profile] girlcontinuum.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Karen. A fantastic parallel and a fantastic fic.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, thank you so much!

[identity profile] insiliarius.livejournal.com 2007-04-30 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
I love this. I, like Karen, have not seen The Sound of Music in years, but I can totally see that dynamic.

(Which, if you want to know the truth, she doesn’t really mind. Lazy afternoons with Jim make this feel less like Scranton and more like home, whatever that means.)
Aw.

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, thank you. :) Originally, I was like '. . . dude, I'm paralleling The Office with The Sound of freakin' Music", but couldn't quite resist, so I'm glad it worked, hehe.

[identity profile] diabla71588.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
As someone who is terribly upset by not only the current Jim/Pam situation, but also the inevitable fate of Karen (who is *awesome*), I love this story to bits. It's short but so effective- really conveys the unfairness of the whole 'love triangle' on Karen. She's the one who finally pushed Jim into a grown-up relationship, not the teenaged-girl-type infatuation he had for Pam (not saying that it's not true love, b/c it totally *is*, but it wasn't the maturest of love, with the jealousy-fueled basketball and the saving of yogurt lids and hot sauce packets), and yet she's not the one who's going to get the real, enduring relationship in the end.

Sorry for the mini-rant, but this fic just hit me hard b/c it's so.friggin.true. Great job!

[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, wow, thank you so much! I'm so glad you liked this. And, yeah, the whole situation with Karen just drives me crazy and breaks my heart, too, and it seems like a lot of people seem to overlook her in their desperation for Jim and Pam to get together. Sigh. Glad to know I'm not alone with my Karen woe. ;-)

Thanks again!
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[identity profile] dollsome.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
YES! You have been so right your whole life! Poor Elsa, man.

Thank youuu for reading! :)