Yaaaaay, thank you so much. :D I had way too much fun writing this.

The concerted 'that's what she said' is BRILLIANT.

Ahaha, I was just in the kitchen making dinner or something and that idea hit me like a ton of bricks, and I felt like, I don't know, Mozart felt when ... he got, um, good ideas for songs. Or something. I think a literal lightbulb actually appeared above my head and lit up, so enamoured I was by the mental picture.