WHEN YOU FOR REAL START WRITING FOR THE OFFICE, YOU MUST DO ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY:
Break Jim and Pam up. Have Toby ask Pam out. Have Pam accept, happily, not out of resignation or pity. They will have a super good time. Toby will pull out the engagement ring he too keeps in his pocket at all times. He will ask for Pam's hand. She will say 'Yes'. There will be a marriage. Jim will be Toby's best man. Dwight will be the one to marry them. Sasha gets sent to a boarding school because Pam isn't ready for parenthood.
OKAY. That was several things, but I have every belief that you can MAKE IT HAPPEN!
And also? THIS SCRIPT OF YOURS IS SO BEYOND AMAZING. I WANT TO PRINT IT OUT AND PUNCH THREE HOLES IN IT TO HAVE IT BOUND SO THAT I CAN MAIL IT TO NBC WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS, Here's how it's done. YOU ARE AWESOME. I can't believe there are two more parts to devour and enjoy! SIGH!
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Break Jim and Pam up. Have Toby ask Pam out. Have Pam accept, happily, not out of resignation or pity. They will have a super good time. Toby will pull out the engagement ring he too keeps in his pocket at all times. He will ask for Pam's hand. She will say 'Yes'. There will be a marriage. Jim will be Toby's best man. Dwight will be the one to marry them. Sasha gets sent to a boarding school because Pam isn't ready for parenthood.
OKAY. That was several things, but I have every belief that you can MAKE IT HAPPEN!
And also? THIS SCRIPT OF YOURS IS SO BEYOND AMAZING. I WANT TO PRINT IT OUT AND PUNCH THREE HOLES IN IT TO HAVE IT BOUND SO THAT I CAN MAIL IT TO NBC WITH A NOTE THAT SAYS, Here's how it's done. YOU ARE AWESOME. I can't believe there are two more parts to devour and enjoy! SIGH!