It's so sad, but as the meta-compiler I now know what will make each regular meta-er flip their shits. And whenever it involves Oscar or Kelly, I'm like "I BELIEVE I HEARD dollsome SCREAMING FROM MANY MILES AWAY!!!!", especially if it ends up being with Oscar and Gil. And then when they had Oscar and ANDY I was like "WHAT WAS THAT? IS IT THE SOUND OF dollsome'S OSCAR/ANDY FIC/OBSESSION BEING BORN?! WHY YES, YES IT IS."

It's like being a parent. The creepy kind who is actually more like a stalker.

Also, if you plan on jumping off a building, please be sure there is a bouncy castle to break your fall.