Y'know, one thing I love about The Toby Pining is that ... it almost seems to be somehow mocking the Jim pining? JIM HALPERT, YOU SISSY PINER. Sure, yours was beautiful and heartwrenching, but guess what? Pining sucks. Toby, he's all about the hardcore realism. None of your wussy Disney nonsense, Jimbo.

... that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Thank youuuuuu for reading. :D