Hee, I totally wrote that Mulder/Scully for you! Years and years ago! (Or, well, technically, I guess it's just year and year ago.) I'm glad it has stood the test of time in terms of being enjoyable to you. ;-)

KAWYERRRRRR. I believe that they will somehow escape the binds of Wrong Lame Shippiness and TRIUMPH SOMEDAY, against all odds.

. . . mostly because if I don't believe this, I shall have an emotional breakdown.