Ohhhh. The Kelly part is just mindblowingly perfect. XD And yes, I read it all! The Jim part was just - ouch - as was the Pam part. Because, god, I want them to be BFF so badly and it was just cursed from the start.

But, um, this is my favourite --

“I don’t know, ‘cause I’m not gay,” Andy returns, along with an implicit ‘duh.’ “Duh.”

Make that an explicit ‘duh.’

Because, heeeeee!