Oh man, this is every sort of fantastic. The Ryan/Kelly bit seemed unbeatable (I loved this line terribly: "For the first time in over a year she reminds him of the girl he used to think she was."), but you managed to capture every single one of these couples perfectly. The end of the Dwight/Angela section with the copulating teenagers was pricelessly hysterical, and the Jim/Pam section and the end was lovely and low-key, and I'm so very glad you didn't include a goodnight kiss.

This is easily one of the best post-Job fics I've read. Thank you so much for writing it!