Okay so two lines particuarly stood out among the many waves in the ocean of awesomeness this is this story:

“Hello” is the actual word Angela uses to answer, but Ryan’s pretty sure what she’s saying is ‘The two of you are going to burn in hell.’ and She tends to go from hating Angela one minute to getting all obsessed with redeeming her the next, because ‘she must have an inner Disney princess under all those layers of wicked stepmother, right??’

aka, I loved this!