Oh, it was so many different levels of tragically inevitable.

And, oh, I got your package yesterday! All the stuff is so cute! You are the best, madam. I don't think I deserve you. (And, bwahaha, the Snape stickers crack me up. I'm torn between wanting to display them proudly and not actually wanting to stick them on anything, because then they'd be used!)

I was thinking of sending you some episodes of The Office, as you clearly must see it or your life shall never be complete -- iiiinterested?