How do I love you writing Kandy? Let me count the ways.
1) Because you have a pitch-perfect grasp of what Andy's ultimate dream woman would be, and that you decided it was Elizabeth Montgomery, and you NAMED HIS PET CAT FROM CHILDHOOD AFTER HER. You have no idea how awesome that makes you. (SO awesome.)
2) “No, I don’t think you do, Dwight! You didn’t even know him. You didn’t have the relationship with him that I did.”
THAT IS SO MICHAEL. I could completely hear him say it. Every tone in his voice. OH my God.
3) Dwight saying "little to no backwash" made me weep with laughter.
4) “Yeah, Dwight,” Jim says, smiling slightly. “Maybe you should be a little more like me.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
5) But, well, he was Michael’s something. His slightly queerish something.
HIS SLIGHTLY QUEERISH SOMETHING. Oh, God. And Andy being pretty sure that Oscar just hates him, and "Scranton rocks", and AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I cannot stop laughing.
6) Andy's thought processes, period. Rating Kelly lower than Pam and Karen on the hotness meter but (!) loving her taste in music and the funny things she says. And him being convinced that Michael will eventually pay him back for all the soda even though it's TOTALLY OKAY IF HE DOESN'T. Oh, ANDY.
7) The whole bit about him punching the wall. I can't BREATHE, woman.
8) She somehow manages to lift up both corners of her mouth without smiling.
I had to immediately test this one out on my own face to see what it meant, and when I did I was like OH MY GOD, POOR KELLY.
9) He doesn’t punch this company’s walls anymore, literally or figuratively. That’s not how the new and improved Andrew Bernard operates.
Oh, ANDY.
10) BIG JERKY!!! And Kelly summarizing it as the Big Lunchmeat thing! And and and and LITTLE SNAPPLE! Oh, m'heart.
11) How the camera guys are greedy for Kelly!heartbreak, and Andy being cool with them usually 'cause they're going to make him famous but! he will protect Kelly! With his totally lame and stupid thing about the soda which Pete the cameraman totally buys! AHHHHH!
12) Note: this has been as close as I could get to doing a list that did not involve me quoting the entire thing at you. KANDYYYYY!
OH MY GAAAAAAAWD
1) Because you have a pitch-perfect grasp of what Andy's ultimate dream woman would be, and that you decided it was Elizabeth Montgomery, and you NAMED HIS PET CAT FROM CHILDHOOD AFTER HER. You have no idea how awesome that makes you. (SO awesome.)
2) “No, I don’t think you do, Dwight! You didn’t even know him. You didn’t have the relationship with him that I did.”
THAT IS SO MICHAEL. I could completely hear him say it. Every tone in his voice. OH my God.
3) Dwight saying "little to no backwash" made me weep with laughter.
4) “Yeah, Dwight,” Jim says, smiling slightly. “Maybe you should be a little more like me.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
5) But, well, he was Michael’s something. His slightly queerish something.
HIS SLIGHTLY QUEERISH SOMETHING. Oh, God. And Andy being pretty sure that Oscar just hates him, and "Scranton rocks", and AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I cannot stop laughing.
6) Andy's thought processes, period. Rating Kelly lower than Pam and Karen on the hotness meter but (!) loving her taste in music and the funny things she says. And him being convinced that Michael will eventually pay him back for all the soda even though it's TOTALLY OKAY IF HE DOESN'T. Oh, ANDY.
7) The whole bit about him punching the wall. I can't BREATHE, woman.
8) She somehow manages to lift up both corners of her mouth without smiling.
I had to immediately test this one out on my own face to see what it meant, and when I did I was like OH MY GOD, POOR KELLY.
9) He doesn’t punch this company’s walls anymore, literally or figuratively. That’s not how the new and improved Andrew Bernard operates.
Oh, ANDY.
10) BIG JERKY!!! And Kelly summarizing it as the Big Lunchmeat thing! And and and and LITTLE SNAPPLE! Oh, m'heart.
11) How the camera guys are greedy for Kelly!heartbreak, and Andy being cool with them usually 'cause they're going to make him famous but! he will protect Kelly! With his totally lame and stupid thing about the soda which Pete the cameraman totally buys! AHHHHH!
12) Note: this has been as close as I could get to doing a list that did not involve me quoting the entire thing at you. KANDYYYYY!