You know, the header had me expecting a totally different fic, but I should have guessed your intentions from the mood icon, hmm?

BUT THIS WAS HYSTERICAL. So perfectly snarky, the jam fight, bitchily clueless Karen, Wonderwall, the mix CD, not just sex, and like, everything basically, was spot-on in the mocking. That you for being awesome enough to write this awesome story. You have basically now justified your existence on this earth.