OMG, marry me? Post haste? We'll run away together? lol, THIS WAS AWESOME. I just wrote this slightly ranty post about bad!fic, and then here is this masterpiece of mocking! hahaha. I love how you worked jam into every part-- perfection!

*snickers* They had a jam fight. Hahahaha. And Roy being disgusted that Pam tried to show him her drawing was beautiful-- "Why don't you draw something cool, like jet skis?!" HAHAHAHA!