I just want to quote your whole story back to you and tell you how wonderful it was. All of it. I don't know how you manage to so perfectly channel the voices of all of the Office characters. Not just their voices, but you capture the whole tone and balance of the show-it parts hilarious, sweet, touching, sad, and ridiculous.

I have absurd love for all of these, but I think your Kelly/Oscar might be my favorite. Because maybe Oscar’s life is just one big lame gay prom is genius.