This was so in character I think I died of it. Seriously. Dwight always takes everything at face value and this is just... Greg Daniels might steal this idea from you, it's so good.

Dwight shudders to imagine Angela’s reaction to the idea of him leaving her for another male.
GOD I want to see that.

I'm going to friend you so stuff like this shows up on my flist; hope that's cool. :)