OH MY GOODNESS. dollsome, you are dawesome. And beyond. I can't even get my mind around how genius this is - so, so, so much in character. Oh, God, how brilliant - the Jim, and the Dwight, and the will you marry me? and the cuddling, and the two point five fifths of a second, and the Angela never cuddles during Battlestar and the Massachusetts, and how he has to think about Karen - AND THE GAYDAR.

This is so freaking AWESOME. I love this so much I'm going to read it a few hundred more times. You are basically everything that is awesome. And then some.