Why are you the way that you are? Seriously, every time I think I might write some good fanfic, you already...have...yours up.

I love so much about the things that you choose to be.

I love the gummy worms, the pink apples, the angelic cheeks, Harry Potter vs. The Bible...I could go on, and when it's not 4 a.m., I will totally write you better feedback!

But for now I am reduced to simply saying:

THIS IS AWESOME YOU WIN EVERYTHING EVER.