Everything about this was wonderful! All of the characters are fantastically spot on! This is PERFECT. :) Good job. I'd be really interested to learn where you got our inspiration for this piece. This totally made my night.

((and “Do you ever feel,” he whispers, “that maybe, if you read the Bible enough times, eventually Jesus won’t wind up dying, and instead he and the disciples will live happily ever after?” is totally my new AIM away message because it's just brilliant. ))