I really enjoy when you write Dwight, and this "first" interaction with Pam and Jim was, honestly, quite perfect. It would be so Dwight to suspect that the jellybeans were poison, and I loved Jim: "You know what, I think I'm going to go visit Pam." That was so Jim, right there.

And then Dwight making Michael vomit: OMG. Awesome! I can just imagine how that horrific scene must have played out -- "God, Dwight -- what are you---"

"Just hold still, Michael! I'm saving your life!"

"Gah-- Dw--- ACCCK."

Then of course, the collective "Ewww," coming from the rest of the office. Heh. Pam would make that hilarious face that's sort of like an upside-down grin. And then Michael would have to say something like,

"Damn it, Dwight, I just bought this suit. Gross."

Man, sorry, I could go on forever. This was fantastic. Thank you.