I really love this. I think it was the version I had of them meeting in my head but its even better to have YOU write it down. I totally think Mark would know as soon as Jim mentioned Pam. And of course Dwight would think the jellybeans were poisoned--I loved Jim saying he felt "weird" and Dwight trying to save Michael from the same fate.

“Oh yeah?” Dwight snarls. “Then why don’t you marry her??”

“I’m workin’ on it, Dwight,” Jim assures him as he stands and walks away.

Awesome.