“Hello, Oscar! It’s wonderful to have you back, bringing your special friends into the office! We all appreciate the way you’re spicing up the workplace with your interesting proclivities.”

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WIN.

Seriously, this is amazing. As awkward as the very best episodes, and you just nail Michael's character, and—like the very best episodes—he breaks my heart.

This is hilarious and sweet and wonderful. Thank you.