I think you must keep all the Dunder Mifflinites in a box somewhere and get them out for a day and write down everything they say, because they are all so spot-on.

Damn it, you caught me! ;-) Fear not. The box has airholes and everything. It's all very humane.

And, er, right. Thank you so, so much for reading and leaving such nice feedback. You win at life!