ext_19514 ([identity profile] obsession-inc.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] dollsome 2006-12-24 04:17 pm (UTC)

“I do not care,” Stanley says, and doesn’t look up from his paperwork.

::FLAIL::

"Jan is strong. Also, she has excellent hips, suitable for childbearing, which is a priority in this particular union."

::FLAIL::

"But, um, Carol seems really nice.” He pauses. “I’m not sure I’d wish that on her.”

::FLAIL::

PAM! PAM PAM PAM! ::FLAAAAAAIL!::

JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN, I AM GOING TO HAVE TO STOP READING BACK FICS NOW BECAUSE OH MY ARMS HURT

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