Okay, Nita? My first reaction to this when I first saw it?

"Oh, no. Nita wrote me a fic, and it's about Weiss and worse than that, it'll feature Neiss, and I'm just going to have to lie and say it's great and cry to myself 'cause what a waste."

But no. Oh no. I had forgotten your gift for comedic gee-nee-us. It was completely perfect, with like, in-jokes of us and our friends abounding and even a shout-out to MR (tuberculosis? Hello?) and it was absolutely hysterical.

And all I have to say is...

... David Duchovny, why won't you love me?