2012-02-08

dollsome: (gg ♦ aw man!)
2012-02-08 05:55 pm

The Best of It - Part 1 (Rory/Paris)

Title: The Best of It
Pairing: Rory/Paris
Word Count: Part 1 - 3,500
Summary: Paris outs herself and Rory during a televised argument with Michele Bachmann. Peskiest of all is the fact that Paris and Rory aren't actually dating. A documentary crew wants to make Paris And Rory: Love In Stars Hollow anyway. Meanwhile, Rory goes slowly and quietly nuts. (And doesn't like Paris like that -- why would you even suggest such a thing?? Not that ... anyone did.)
Author's Note: Bwahaha, this! Is for Dana, who discussed this idea with me with such sheer glee a few months back. ♥ Thank you for being such a constant source of joy, laughter, and thoroughly delightful madness, D-Money.

Also: this is faaaairly super cracky and written with no regard for accuracy or tact; my apologies to all the real human beings briefly fictionalized herein.


Rory thinks she might be dreaming this. )