A chignon is a hairstyle that's all . . . pulled-up-like. 'A roll or knot of hair worn at the back of the head or especially at the nape of the neck,' says Dictionary.Com. And we are so talkin' SpyMommy and SpyDaddy. Because they're pretty much the coolest.

And did that list have the blue words on it too? And MY AP HOMEWORK SUCKS. And that is all.